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The Babylon Bee Guide To The Best Gun For Every Situation
Babylon Bee ^
| March 4, 2025
| Staff
Posted on 03/05/2025 12:41:43 PM PST by Twotone
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posted on
03/05/2025 12:41:43 PM PST
by
Twotone
To: Twotone
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posted on
03/05/2025 12:44:57 PM PST
by
z3n
(Kakistocracy)
To: Twotone
Very good. The Bee is often excellent.
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posted on
03/05/2025 12:47:37 PM PST
by
marktwain
To: Twotone
Re: #12, needs -
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posted on
03/05/2025 12:48:37 PM PST
by
FreedomPoster
(Islam delenda est)
To: Twotone
Are those ‘Byrna Guns’ Hannity hawks worth it?.................
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posted on
03/05/2025 12:52:56 PM PST
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: FreedomPoster
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posted on
03/05/2025 12:55:21 PM PST
by
EvilCapitalist
(Pets are no substitute for children)
To: FreedomPoster
A classic lever-action rifle Should be Winchester 30-30 Model 94 Carbine. (Remington was already used with the 870 so let's give classic Winchester its due)
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posted on
03/05/2025 12:56:39 PM PST
by
Damifino
(The true measure of a man is found in what he would do if he knew no one would ever find out.)
To: Twotone
[Scaring away daughter's suitors]
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posted on
03/05/2025 1:00:29 PM PST
by
Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
To: Twotone
Type 1 phaser. Packs a punch, lightweight, no recoil.
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posted on
03/05/2025 1:23:35 PM PST
by
BigFreakinToad
(All she is, is cackles in the wind.)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
03/05/2025 1:32:28 PM PST
by
gundog
(The ends justify the mean tweets. )
To: Red Badger
Are those ‘Byrna Guns’ Hannity hawks worth it? Yes if you are not willing to kill and can use the Byrna without being killed. I prefer my many Glocks. I do not like Glocks as they are a plastic ugly brick. They are extremely effective and well designed, I carry one.
A 45 ACP is a real classic semi-auto pistol of which I also have many is a real pistol. If you run out of bullets you can also beat them to death with it. It is a hand full of iron.
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posted on
03/05/2025 1:55:12 PM PST
by
cpdiii
(cane cutter, deckhand, oilfield roughneck, drilling fluid tech, geologist, pilot, pharmacist ,MAGA)
To: Larry Lucido
LOL
There’s a 40 minute youtube clip just of him beating her boyfriends :)
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posted on
03/05/2025 2:02:53 PM PST
by
dp0622
(Tried a coup, a fake tax story, tramp slander, Russia nonsense, impeachment and a virus. They lost.)
To: Twotone
lol. They forgot the M60 pig and the M240 Machine Gun, 7.62 mm. Just in case the coyotes get too close. Scan your sectors!
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posted on
03/05/2025 2:03:38 PM PST
by
kawhill
("How did this guy look? Oh, sorta funny lookin'. In what way? Oh, kind of in a general way. I see." )
To: cpdiii
...It is a hand full of iron... Sort of a baby .44 magnum Desert Eagle.
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posted on
03/05/2025 2:06:58 PM PST
by
GingisK
To: cpdiii
I forgot to add this. The best gun fight is the one that does not happen.
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posted on
03/05/2025 2:11:15 PM PST
by
cpdiii
(cane cutter, deckhand, oilfield roughneck, drilling fluid tech, geologist, pilot, pharmacist ,MAGA)
To: BigFreakinToad
Don’t forget the DB-12. Heavy but effective
To: Twotone
5. Scaring away daughter’s suitors
Wanted to invite them in to the breakfast room table where I would reassemble my 1911 and dry fire a few times. Wound up wimping out.😵
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posted on
03/05/2025 3:01:56 PM PST
by
6ppc
(During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act -George Orwell)
To: Twotone
“Fighting off fanatical alien zealots who are trying to trigger a superweapon...”
On The phonograph, play “Indian Love Call”, by Slim Whitman
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posted on
03/05/2025 3:08:25 PM PST
by
Z28.310
(does not comply well with others)
To: dp0622
Awesome! I have to look that up.
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posted on
03/05/2025 4:07:22 PM PST
by
Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
To: gundog
Both!.........they sound like toys..
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posted on
03/05/2025 6:15:43 PM PST
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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