Posted on 02/15/2025 12:03:30 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum
U.S. — Prince Harry has begged for ICE to please deport him to Guantanamo Bay, offering to commit whatever crime is necessary to warrant his immediate detention and expulsion.
Prince Harry first approached ICE agents in California to ask if he could specifically request to be separated from his family at the time of deportation, then became ecstatic upon learning about the option of Guantanamo Bay.
"I've got to get myself to Gitmo, whatever it takes, old chap," said Harry, desperation in his eyes. "What if I jaywalk? Here I go... look, look, I'm an immigrant breaking the law! Come get me, ICE! Do you need me to punch this old lady? I'll do it, so help me."
Despite his best efforts, Prince Harry has thus far been unable to convince ICE to deport him to a holding facility in Cuba. "Sorry, sir, but you filled out all the right papers when you came here. I wish I could help, I really do," replied ICE Agent Steve Manchin. "I feel for you. We all do. If you could find something, anything you did to break the law when you came to America, I could maybe do something. I'm really sorry."
At publishing time, Prince Harry had lit his customs papers on fire and attempted to seize control of an apartment complex.
Biggest lol of the day!!
Harry could set up Meagan to enjoy riding in a Mercedes through the streets in Paris.
A ride like that solved a lot of problems for his father. It might solve his.
There is something “wrong” going on with this guy. Don’t know if its the trauma of high public visibility during his time of grief at a very young age..inability to meet public expectations...(sarcastically known as a “spare heir”)..
Get the feeling Meghan is his surrogate mother...anyone would try that for the bucks...reminiscent of Robin Givens and Mike Tyson...just sayin’
IMHO
Being from the U.K., he’s already comfortable living with Jihadis.
Sorry old chap, but the reservations for Gitmo are already issued, but there is plenty of room in the prison in El Salvador no need to bring anything - they will issue all of your clothing, which consists of a pair of knee length shorts. But the down side, being a handsome prince and all, you will likely see plenty of ‘action’ from the other 79 prisoners in your cell.
I liked it when he played his drums
“There is something “wrong” going on with this guy.”
He is an example of why the British Royals quit inbreeding to keep the line pure.
wy69
President Trump, in an interview, said “He is Whipped. We know what that old saying means”.
It was funny as hell.
I can’t imagine being tethered to MeAgain all day long.
That’s rough - never gave a 💩 about the royal family but ... dang.
If he want to get away from Megan maybe he should contact Eric Prince and Blackwater could find him some private militia type work overseas. Sort of a Knight Errant and all that! Perhaps the Threat of Harry as a mercenary would persuade Charles and William to allow him back into Britain! (Not sure what would happen with Megan and the Kids!)
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