[Apparatchik]

This is a case of assault, plain and simple. The creepy weirdo should have been prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

[shadeaud]

So it wasn’t t raining.

[Responsibility2nd]

I wonder how much alcohol was consumed.

I’m so glad I don’t fly anymore. I hear about these horror stories and I think how they are common so often to these bars with wings.

Airlines should stop serving booze. If you can’t go several hours without drinking then maybe a 12 step program should be in your future.

[Tell It Right]

3% of the Philippines still does open defecation

[PGR88]

You gotta pay $500 for that in Times Square.

[ridesthemiles]

MANY MANY THOUSANDS OF $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[NorthMountain]

Would a ride on “Air Pinochet” be an excessive punishment for Pete the Pisser?

[Getready]

Why is the name of the “Urinator” not given?
Press charges for sure, or a more private “bat beat down” by assailant unknown.

[MtnClimber]

I was once on a flight returning home to the Denver airport. I used to travel a lot for business so I don’t remember the airport departure, but I think it was Washington. DC area, Baltimore/Washington, Boston area or New York.

And this young girl was seated next to me and her parents were seated in the row behind me. After takeoff the young girl I think was about 12yo turned and projectile vomited all over me. In the face and down my chest. I cleaned up as much as I could after the seat belt lights were turned off, but I was sticky and smelly for about four hours until I got home and took a shower. And no one apologized to me. Her father switched seats with her so she was not sitting next to me.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Not fair, Bill Clinton paid Epstein extra for that.

[03A3]

If your gonna fly biz class get a bulkhead suite.

[Vaduz]

I’m a sleep walker yeah that’s the story judge.

[sauropod]

Don’t pee on my leg and try to tell me it’s raining.

[Alberta's Child]

What was R.Kelly doing on a flight to Manila? :-P

[Chengdu54]

I hate when that happens

[ExSES]

Even worse than my experiece on a flight to London... I awoke to the smell of Conch permeating my seat and me. It seems that some British tourists has bought conch shells to bring home from the Bahamas and stored them in the compartment over my seat. Arriving at Heathrow at about 8AM, I reeked of the odor for many hours and could do nothing about it since my hotel room was not available until 3PM. I threw my clothes down the garbage chute at the hotel after a long, hot bath!

[dragnet2]

This is not unusual. Airline passengers get pissed off and pissed on all the time.

[dragnet2]

Last time I flew, I had to sit next to this obese bearded A-rab who smelled like a campfire and kept mumbling under his breath. I recall his girl friend smelled like a carp.

[rfp1234]

Two pees in a pod?

[packrat35]

Well that sucks...