United Airlines passenger wakes up soaked in stranger's urine on flight to the Philippines

Not The Bee ^ | January 06, 2025 | Staff

[TexasGator]

“Airlines should stop serving booze. If you can’t go several hours without drinking then maybe a 12 step program should be in your future.”

Airlines have multiple restrooms.

[Vaduz]

I’m a sleep walker yeah that’s the story judge.

[sauropod]

Don’t pee on my leg and try to tell me it’s raining.

[Red Badger]

Some people pay good money for that!....................

[Bobbyvotes]

I recall 1 Incidence. First was some one had packed frozen shrimp in carry on bag, placed the bag in overhead compartment. But it began thawing out and the shrimp juice began dripping on my head. Luckily I had a portable umbrella and was sitting with open umbrella on my top of head.

[Alberta's Child]

What was R.Kelly doing on a flight to Manila? :-P

[MtnClimber]

I used to travel about three times a month for business mostly in the US, but some times to other countries. I paid a mortgage, but got to live in hotel rooms.

[Fai Mao]

That is why I always carry a change of clothes in my carryon bag.

[Vaduz]

Agree and for a round of whips and other parts of pain I missed the boat on that job pay is good too.

[Red Badger]

One business trip to Germany in 2000 we were seated by a couple whose baby cried the whole time.............

[Chengdu54]

I hate when that happens

[Red Badger]

The pisser would hate it even more, were I to be pissed on................

[MtnClimber]

A change of clothes would have helped, but it was in my hair too.

[ExSES]

Even worse than my experiece on a flight to London... I awoke to the smell of Conch permeating my seat and me. It seems that some British tourists has bought conch shells to bring home from the Bahamas and stored them in the compartment over my seat. Arriving at Heathrow at about 8AM, I reeked of the odor for many hours and could do nothing about it since my hotel room was not available until 3PM. I threw my clothes down the garbage chute at the hotel after a long, hot bath!

[dragnet2]

This is not unusual. Airline passengers get pissed off and pissed on all the time.

[dragnet2]

Last time I flew, I had to sit next to this obese bearded A-rab who smelled like a campfire and kept mumbling under his breath. I recall his girl friend smelled like a carp.

[rfp1234]

Two pees in a pod?

[packrat35]

Well that sucks...

[Larry Lucido]

Poppy?

[dfwgator]

What was R.Kelly doing on a flight to Manila? :-P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eafRE74JGZ8