[dynachrome]

LOL

[WeaslesRippedMyFlesh]

Best one maybe ever.

[foundedonpurpose]

Of course they did. But how and why. Things that you don’t want told. I will... For the brave at heart, it is well documented and disgusting as hades.

[jerod]

Any immigrants nearby? All those critters are very edible in lots of countries.

[stars & stripes forever]

They’re eating the Goats.
They’re eating the Sheep.
They’re eating the Donkeys.
They’re eating the Camel.

[MtnClimber]

Haitians know what to do with a camel or even a cat. Some will eat without even the skinning and cooking part. White peepoles next.

[Deo volente]

Parents, don’t tell the kids about this. Don’t ruin their Christmas.

[Paperpusher]

What do you even do with a camel?”

Smoke it?

[Ezekiel]

Looks like the Bee got there first. Gotta bee quick these days.

These poor folks should have learned a little something from history -- Baby Jesus hadn't yet learned "if you see something, say something":

The cat-tle are lowing, the poor baby wakes,
But little Lord Jesus, no crying he makes.

[gitmo]

What do you even do with a camel?

I'd walk a mile for a camel.

[Scrambler Bob]

I guess they were Raptured.

Where does that leave the rest of us?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Whole Stuffed Camel
Ingredients

1 whole camel, medium size
1 whole lamb, large size
20 whole chicken, medium size
60 eggs
12kg rice
2 kg pine nuts
2 kg almonds
1 kg pistachio nut
110 gallons water
5 lbs black pepper
2 garlic cloves
salt
Skin, trim and clean camel, lamb and chicken.
Boil until tender.
Cook rice until fluffy.
Fry nuts until brown and mix with rice.
Hard boil eggs and peel.
Stuff cooked chickens with hard boiled eggs and rice.
Stuff the cooked lamb with stuffed chickens.
Add more rice.
Stuff the camel with the stuffed lamb and add rest of rice.
Broil over large charcoal pit until brown.
Spread any remaining rice on large tray and place camel on top of rice.
Decorate with boiled eggs and nuts.
Serves a friendly crowd of 80-100.

[Navy Patriot]

All The Animals From The Live Nativity In Springfield, Ohio Just Went Missing

Obviously the Haitian Maintenance Workers...

[Jemian]

They got me.

[wetgundog]

The wiff if barbeque smells wonderful...

[Sacajaweau]

Cuz all the ducks and cats are gone??

[George from New England]

Maybe fowl play

[Disambiguator]

“I’d walk a mile for a Camel.”

Advertising slogan that didn’t age well.

[Adder]

Got to be the dog..he busted them all out...

[Vesuvian]

Yum yum! Eat ‘em up!

[Jonty30]

Oh, it’s Babylon Bee.
I saw this article first on Instapundit, but I didn’t see the source. I took it seriously at the time. I was angry about it.