Posted on 08/21/2024 7:12:48 PM PDT by dynachrome
With the top personalities of the Democratic Party gathering in the Windy City this week to officially nominate Kamala Harris for president, news broke late last night that President Joe Biden had been found in a dumpster behind the DNC convention center.
Following his keynote speech on Monday night, Biden was ushered off of the stage and quickly discarded with other used-up and unwanted items, where he was later discovered by a group of homeless men looking for food.
"Hey, is that the president?" one of the filthy vagrants reportedly asked after seeing Biden's legs protruding from the dumpster. "I'd know that shuffling movement anywhere. My friends and I rushed over to help him out of the dumpster, and sure enough, it was Joe Biden. I guess the Democrats finally decided they had gotten what they wanted and didn't need him anymore."
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The Babylon Bee should replace SNL... Then people would actually watch again.
But did he get his ice cream before they threw him in the dumpster?
How could the Democrats do this to Joe! What about diversity and inclusion!! So what if Joe is old and senile! The old and senile must still be allowed to have the most difficult jobs because it’s just WRONG to do otherwise. Joe cant help it if hes senile! It’s not his fault! Joe MUST be allowed to stay in the presidential race BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT HE WANTS!!
Maybe he just wants to be closer to the fire. 😀
I was appalled and outraged by the report of this wanton act of defilement - until I realized that the dumpster could be thoroughly steam-cleaned and would be good as new in no time!
Regards,
Seems to be the perfect waste of a good old white boy!
Somebody put those maggots in all the convention attendees breakfasts yesterday. Somebody needs to come forward and explain where they got all the maggots without paying for them.
“If you ain’t dumpster divin’, you ain’t a democrat”!
I saw a funny video on Facebook (gag) the other day, depicting Obama and - I think, Nancy Pelosi - swinging Sleepy Joe in preparation for tossing him into the trash.
Wanted to show it to my wife, but couldn’t find it later. Can find it with a search, either.
The bee is so good. They may be predicting the future.
Jill will probably dump him in an alzheimers facility then hook up with some other rich dimrat that she can sponge off of.
“If you ain’t dumpster divin’, you ain’t a democrat”!
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Well I’ve been told that you never know what you’ll find
when out dumpster diving. The question really is can you
find a buyer or does the item become another item on the
pile. I know a couple of retired people that do this and it’s
amazing what they find. But if you look around their home
property it’s mostly in piles and not really being marketed.
He deserves a dumpster after the damage he has done to America.
That hate filled screed full of lies an actual smears proven to be false, qualifies him for a trip to the national dump.
Our reason for discarding this rubbish is far different than democrat reasons.
With the money the Biden’s have illegally deposited in their accounts, Joey will be at home with a hired helper to drag him around.
Jill will hit the talk shows and enjoy life without babysitting any Bidens, which was her first job for Biden, until she slept with him and they humiliated and discarded his wife.
Her final babysitting a Biden will be over.
What movie is that from?
“Better Off Dead”. With John Cusack before he became a complete and utter commie-tard.
Out with old and in with the used.
Why do we always have to go to the British sites to get news like this?
Thanks. I’ll look it up.
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