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Joe Biden Found In Dumpster Behind DNC Convention Center
BabylonBee.com ^ | 8-21-24 | BabylonBee.com

Posted on 08/21/2024 7:12:48 PM PDT by dynachrome

With the top personalities of the Democratic Party gathering in the Windy City this week to officially nominate Kamala Harris for president, news broke late last night that President Joe Biden had been found in a dumpster behind the DNC convention center.

Following his keynote speech on Monday night, Biden was ushered off of the stage and quickly discarded with other used-up and unwanted items, where he was later discovered by a group of homeless men looking for food.

"Hey, is that the president?" one of the filthy vagrants reportedly asked after seeing Biden's legs protruding from the dumpster. "I'd know that shuffling movement anywhere. My friends and I rushed over to help him out of the dumpster, and sure enough, it was Joe Biden. I guess the Democrats finally decided they had gotten what they wanted and didn't need him anymore."

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: biden; convention; dnc; fjb; humor; lol; satire
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To: nwrep

The Babylon Bee should replace SNL... Then people would actually watch again.


21 posted on 08/21/2024 8:56:08 PM PDT by Bullish (...And just like that, I was dropped from the ping-list)
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To: dynachrome

But did he get his ice cream before they threw him in the dumpster?


22 posted on 08/21/2024 9:06:35 PM PDT by FormerFRLurker ("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"-Voltaire)
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To: dynachrome

How could the Democrats do this to Joe! What about diversity and inclusion!! So what if Joe is old and senile! The old and senile must still be allowed to have the most difficult jobs because it’s just WRONG to do otherwise. Joe cant help it if hes senile! It’s not his fault! Joe MUST be allowed to stay in the presidential race BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT HE WANTS!!


23 posted on 08/21/2024 9:25:08 PM PDT by know.your.why
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To: cowboyusa
This whole Convention has been one big leftist dumpster fire.😁😁😁

Maybe he just wants to be closer to the fire. 😀

24 posted on 08/21/2024 10:32:30 PM PDT by Mark17 (Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF pilot. Both bitten by the aviation bug)
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To: dynachrome
Joe Biden Found In Dumpster Behind DNC Convention Center

I was appalled and outraged by the report of this wanton act of defilement - until I realized that the dumpster could be thoroughly steam-cleaned and would be good as new in no time!

Regards,

25 posted on 08/22/2024 12:04:41 AM PDT by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: dynachrome

Seems to be the perfect waste of a good old white boy!


26 posted on 08/22/2024 1:30:34 AM PDT by Herakles (Diversity is applied Marxism )
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To: dynachrome

Somebody put those maggots in all the convention attendees breakfasts yesterday. Somebody needs to come forward and explain where they got all the maggots without paying for them.


27 posted on 08/22/2024 3:13:33 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (The Banana Voo Doo Queen is putting illegal scumbags on a Free Ride on the American Dream Express.)
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To: cgbg

“If you ain’t dumpster divin’, you ain’t a democrat”!


28 posted on 08/22/2024 3:51:03 AM PDT by The_Media_never_lie ( )
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To: dynachrome

29 posted on 08/22/2024 3:53:42 AM PDT by Sirius Lee (Trump/Vance 2024 or GFY)
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To: dynachrome

I saw a funny video on Facebook (gag) the other day, depicting Obama and - I think, Nancy Pelosi - swinging Sleepy Joe in preparation for tossing him into the trash.

Wanted to show it to my wife, but couldn’t find it later. Can find it with a search, either.


30 posted on 08/22/2024 5:39:44 AM PDT by DJ Frisat (If I said something really stupid, chances are I was under the influence of AutoCorrect. 🙄🫤)
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To: dynachrome

The bee is so good. They may be predicting the future.

Jill will probably dump him in an alzheimers facility then hook up with some other rich dimrat that she can sponge off of.


31 posted on 08/22/2024 5:47:19 AM PDT by Texas resident (Que Mala= Bad Juju.)
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To: The_Media_never_lie

“If you ain’t dumpster divin’, you ain’t a democrat”!

**********

Well I’ve been told that you never know what you’ll find
when out dumpster diving. The question really is can you
find a buyer or does the item become another item on the
pile. I know a couple of retired people that do this and it’s
amazing what they find. But if you look around their home
property it’s mostly in piles and not really being marketed.


32 posted on 08/22/2024 6:17:45 AM PDT by deport
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To: dynachrome

He deserves a dumpster after the damage he has done to America.

That hate filled screed full of lies an actual smears proven to be false, qualifies him for a trip to the national dump.

Our reason for discarding this rubbish is far different than democrat reasons.


33 posted on 08/22/2024 6:30:11 AM PDT by dforest
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To: Texas resident

With the money the Biden’s have illegally deposited in their accounts, Joey will be at home with a hired helper to drag him around.

Jill will hit the talk shows and enjoy life without babysitting any Bidens, which was her first job for Biden, until she slept with him and they humiliated and discarded his wife.

Her final babysitting a Biden will be over.


34 posted on 08/22/2024 6:36:20 AM PDT by dforest
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To: Sirius Lee

What movie is that from?


35 posted on 08/22/2024 7:33:48 AM PDT by Redcitizen
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To: Redcitizen

“Better Off Dead”. With John Cusack before he became a complete and utter commie-tard.


36 posted on 08/22/2024 8:03:18 AM PDT by Sirius Lee (Trump/Vance 2024 or GFY)
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To: ClearCase_guy

Out with old and in with the used.


37 posted on 08/22/2024 8:33:31 AM PDT by Theophilus (covfefe)
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To: dynachrome

Why do we always have to go to the British sites to get news like this?


38 posted on 08/22/2024 8:35:45 AM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn’t become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: Sirius Lee

Thanks. I’ll look it up.


39 posted on 08/22/2024 8:41:50 AM PDT by Redcitizen
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