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Kamala Harris Unveils New Economic Platform 'We Must Seize The Means Of Production And Execute The Bourgeoisie'
Babylon Bee ^ | Aug 18, 2024 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/19/2024 8:41:25 AM PDT by dayglored

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Kamala Harris unveiled her new campaign platform: a one-page document that simply says "We must seize the means of production and execute the Bourgeoisie."

"The proletariat must rise!" Harris shouted in front of a backdrop of a large hammer and sickle flag with armed militants flanking her side. "In order to preserve the rights of the working class the government must seize the means of production and murder all capitalist pigs!"

Harris announced her new platform after pitching a few new economic policies this week that included price caps for food, centralizing economic power, condemning capitalism, and calling for the arrest of all bourgeoise scum.

"We must abolish private ownership for the collective good!" Harris shouted. "To each according to his need, from each according to his ability! Long live the Proletariat! Equal outcomes for equal work!"

At publishing time, Kamala had also announced plans to convert the Mall of America into a labor camp.


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KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bourgeoisie; kamalaharris; satire
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To: dayglored

And just what did you think “unburdened by the past” meant, Comrade?


21 posted on 08/19/2024 10:30:45 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: dayglored

We Must Seize The Means Of Production And Execute The Bourgeoisie.

A bit of Stalin’s logic and use millions died for not obeying.

Farm land ceased


22 posted on 08/19/2024 11:46:57 AM PDT by Vaduz
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To: dayglored
"Kamala Harris Unveils New Economic Platform 'We Must Seize The Means Of Production And Execute The Bourgeoisie'"


23 posted on 08/19/2024 12:15:23 PM PDT by clearcarbon (Fraudulent elections have consequences.)
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To: dayglored
Pic looks like Aisha Tyler.


24 posted on 08/19/2024 4:32:40 PM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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To: Libloather

Wow, pretty lady.


25 posted on 08/19/2024 4:45:14 PM PDT by dayglored (“Courtesy is owed. Respect is earned. Love is given.” - Kinky Friedman 1944-2024)
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To: dayglored

It’s the Bee, but it’s also the truth. The democRAT’s true goal.

Perhaps the job wasn’t really finished in 1865. Perhaps the same in 1945.


26 posted on 08/19/2024 5:34:07 PM PDT by meyer ("When, in the course of human events,....")
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