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As Kamala Campaigns, Nation Starting To Miss The Clarity And Coherence Of Joe Biden
Babylon Bee ^ | Jul 30, 2024 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 07/31/2024 10:33:05 AM PDT by dayglored

U.S. — The initial "honeymoon" period showed signs of wearing off as Kamala Harris started to hit the campaign trail, and many throughout the nation expressed a yearning for the clarity and coherence of President Joe Biden.

"Sure makes you miss Joe's way with words, doesn't it?" asked one voter as Harris attempted to finish speaking a coherent sentence. "I know there were a lot of people who got really excited about Kamala in the last week or so, but man… when you hear her speak, it really highlights how great we had it the last few years with having a dementia patient giving speeches as president."

"Let me be clear," said Kamala, responding to the expressed concerns. "I have been clear from the beginning, and it's important that we realize the clarity of the current moment has moved on from the clarity of the past, of which we are all a part, and of which we must all continue to partake in the future, and the past, and the present. Clear is when something is see-through. Thank you."

Harris's delivery left many Americans reminiscing about how lucky the nation was to have Biden's obvious gift for public speaking and communication skills. "The difference is glaring," another voter said. "Joe really had a way with words, now that I think about it. It was definitely challenging to figure out what he was trying to say and he often made up words and muttered gibberish, but when you go from that to Kamala Harris, it makes you miss Biden's clarity and straightforward way of speaking."

At publishing time, new polls indicated most Americans supported bringing Joe Biden back into the presidential race.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; kamala; satire
The Bee stings again!
1 posted on 07/31/2024 10:33:05 AM PDT by dayglored
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To: dayglored
They got her style down cold!
"Let me be clear," said Kamala, responding to the expressed concerns. "I have been clear from the beginning, and it's important that we realize the clarity of the current moment has moved on from the clarity of the past, of which we are all a part, and of which we must all continue to partake in the future, and the past, and the present. Clear is when something is see-through. Thank you."

2 posted on 07/31/2024 10:34:06 AM PDT by dayglored (“Courtesy is owed. Respect is earned. Love is given.” - Kinky Friedman 1944-2024)
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To: dayglored

She is getting better every day. Tomorrow she will be better just like today was tomorrow yesterday.


3 posted on 07/31/2024 10:41:18 AM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page. More photos added.)
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To: dayglored

Where’s Joe hiding? Or should I say... Sleeping?


4 posted on 07/31/2024 10:43:16 AM PDT by jerod (Nazis were essentially Socialist in Hugo Boss uniforms... Get over it!)
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To: dayglored

Couldna writ it bedder myownself.


5 posted on 07/31/2024 10:43:18 AM PDT by Ed Condon (subliminal messages here in invisible ink)
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To: jerod

He’s probably deep down in the nuclear bunker under the White House.


6 posted on 07/31/2024 10:46:33 AM PDT by laplata (They want each crisis to take the greatest toll possible.)
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To: dayglored

They do great when they start reporting real news.

Oh, wait a minute.......


7 posted on 07/31/2024 10:46:44 AM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus”)
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To: dayglored

Where the fuk is Joe?


8 posted on 07/31/2024 10:57:00 AM PDT by wardamneagle
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To: dayglored

Yep! Kackles is the party of *ussy politics! That was the most disgusting rally opening ever in the history of campaign rallies. Heck those bimbos should have just stripped and masturbate in front of the audience and tv folk and be done with it! It was embarrassing and disgusting! A lot of people saw that and were totally 🤮 She can’t even mustard enough people on her own without bring a striptease circus to open up for her rally with. It was insulting to women all over the country.


9 posted on 07/31/2024 10:57:52 AM PDT by RoseofTexas
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To: dayglored

She could play the part of Criswell in a reboot of Plan 9 from Outer Space.


10 posted on 07/31/2024 11:05:00 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
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To: dayglored

The honeymoon is almost over because, if you think about it, there is great significance in the passage of time.


11 posted on 07/31/2024 11:10:27 AM PDT by 70times7 (Serving Free Republic's warped and obscure humor needs since 1999)
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To: MtnClimber
> Tomorrow she will be better just like today was tomorrow yesterday.

"...When you hear her speak, it really highlights how great we had it the last few years with having a dementia patient giving speeches as president..."

12 posted on 07/31/2024 11:14:59 AM PDT by dayglored (“Courtesy is owed. Respect is earned. Love is given.” - Kinky Friedman 1944-2024)
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To: dayglored

You will eat word salad and you’ll be happy to have it.


13 posted on 07/31/2024 11:45:20 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: 70times7
> ...if you think about it, there is great significance in the passage of time...

Time Passages (Al Stewart)

14 posted on 07/31/2024 11:51:38 AM PDT by dayglored (“Courtesy is owed. Respect is earned. Love is given.” - Kinky Friedman 1944-2024)
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To: Dr. Sivana

I never could trust what either was saying. Joe’s sentences were a little harder to figure out sometimes, but at least he didn’t use that stupid ill-timed laugh.


15 posted on 08/01/2024 5:44:04 AM PDT by oldtech
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