Posted on 07/17/2024 12:36:41 PM PDT by TChad
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a heartfelt address to the American people today, Director of the Secret Service Kimberly Cheatle assured the nation that she wasn't trying to get Trump assassinated, stating instead that she's just very highly incompetent.
Cheatle's statement follows a host of speculations about potential foul play or intentional negligence on the part of the Secret Service, which prompted her to clarify that her failings stem from being bad at her job, not from any ill-will towards Donald Trump.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Either way, she’s incompetent. But if you look back at the history of the United States US presidents have always had terrible protection. James Garfield was shot at the train station, people thought that the only reason Abraham Lincoln was assassinated was the civil War so it couldn’t possibly happen again.
The Bee, botching it again with their “satire.”
DEI Hires cause people to DIE.
My Mom thinks the best scenario is that Biden and DHS knew something might happen to Trump, deliberately did not give him extra security..their mindset “if someone offs him, good riddance”
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Your mom is right on the money.
Yeah, I don’t think this is satire.
Babylon Bee is kinda like SNL whose target audience is neither brainwashed or brain dead.
A wise friend of mine said that if he had been taken out before the convention then the covention would be open, hence why he quickly announced vance for vp — to secure the future of maga should they succeed.
It's too charitable to Cheatle. No one is that incompetent.
Indeed she needs to back to work at Pepsi or a car wash.
Cheatle’s wife is not going to like what you posted.
I accept the responsibility but not the blame. Let me explain the difference. Those who are to blame lose their jobs. Those who are responsible do not.
Richard Nixon: A Fantasy by David Frye (1973)
-PJ
Interesting story I read about Lincoln’s assassination...that night he was going to attend with US Grant and his wife, and where ever Grant traveled he had a military escort...problem was the wives hated each other so Grant declined attending...
As usual the Bee is more on target than the general media. That really is the choice we are confronting.
I'd rather think of Cheatle as being simply incompetent, and maybe I'll get there eventually, but right now I think she should be charged with assisting with an assassination attempt.
I thought the bee is satire. This sound like a true special report. I hope they don’t quit their regular day job.
I love The Bee, they’re always looking for the best in people!
At the bare minimum she screwed up her job description.
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