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Democrats Ask Kristi Noem To Take Biden Out Behind White House Shed
The Bee ^ | June 28, 2024 | Staff

Posted on 06/28/2024 3:20:44 PM PDT by Navy Patriot

U.S. — Kristi Noem's penchant for putting down untrainable animals made her popular with Democrats following last night's Presidential Debate, with her phone reportedly ringing off the hook ever since.

Democrats from all over the country were calling to implore the South Dakota Governor to "please please" take Biden out behind the White House shed and put him out of his misery.

"I just can't imagine how hard it must be for the poor guy," said one caller, later identified as California Governor Gavin Newsom. "The president can barely move. That's not a life worth living. He deserves the dignity of ... you know... the thing."

Other callers didn't beat around the bush as much. "He's blowing it for all of us!" Vice President Kamala Harris argued. "Just take him back there and bury him in a box or something, okay? Hahahaha!"

"Kamala? It's 3:00 in the morning!" Noem reportedly said, irritated, though all she could hear on the other line was laughter.

Political experts suggested Gov. Noem may be exactly what the world needs right now. "She's the only human that can do it," political commentator James Carville told reporters. "I certainly couldn't kill anyone that wasn't an unborn baby."

According to sources, Kristi Noem initially refused the requests before agreeing that it was something that must be done. "My country is calling on me to do a great service for all Americans," she said.

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Democrats propose a necessary and caring, humane solution, considering.
1 posted on 06/28/2024 3:20:44 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

They could ask Dick Cheney to take him out hunting.


2 posted on 06/28/2024 3:23:26 PM PDT by Steely Tom ([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
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To: Navy Patriot

Come on butthead! We’ve at least got a sense of embarrassment and even shame.

Funny? Let the freepers have their say.


3 posted on 06/28/2024 3:24:02 PM PDT by DIRTYSECRET
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To: Navy Patriot

This debate has certainly been a bonanza for the Bee!


4 posted on 06/28/2024 3:24:24 PM PDT by Twotone
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To: Navy Patriot

Definitely a bi-partisan solution.


5 posted on 06/28/2024 3:25:08 PM PDT by MuttTheHoople ( "Never thot I'd live to see the day when the right wing would become the cool ones"-Johnny Rotten)
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To: Navy Patriot

Did Biden crap on Oval Room floor one too many times? At least he didn’t bite anybody like his abused dogs did,


6 posted on 06/28/2024 3:39:36 PM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: Navy Patriot

Ol’ Yeller Britches...


7 posted on 06/28/2024 3:48:39 PM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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At least he didn’t bite anybody like his abused dogs did,

We don’t know that.

8 posted on 06/28/2024 3:52:41 PM PDT by telescope115 (I NEED MY SPACE!!! 🔭)
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To: Navy Patriot

I saw the headline and couldn’t stop laughing…


9 posted on 06/28/2024 3:53:49 PM PDT by telescope115 (I NEED MY SPACE!!! 🔭)
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I saw the headline and couldn’t stop laughing

I saw the headline and couldn’t stop hoping...

10 posted on 06/28/2024 3:55:04 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: Navy Patriot

Show bidet the movie “Old Yeller”


11 posted on 06/28/2024 3:56:51 PM PDT by dynachrome (Auslander Raus!)
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To: telescope115

I read the headline and new it was the bee


12 posted on 06/28/2024 4:00:38 PM PDT by Fledermaus (We Are Now In A Civil War!)
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To: Fledermaus

I am surprised the Bee hasn’t written the Democrat Party a cease and desist letter for stealing their copyright and outdoing them on the confusion of real news masquerading as fake news masquerading as real news.


13 posted on 06/28/2024 4:08:03 PM PDT by AndyJackson
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To: Navy Patriot

Corn Pop is begging for a rematch


14 posted on 06/28/2024 4:43:29 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: telescope115; Bonemaker
>> At least he didn’t bite anybody like his abused dogs did,

> We don’t know that.


15 posted on 06/28/2024 5:00:50 PM PDT by dayglored (Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords! Arthur Pendragon in 2024)
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To: Navy Patriot
political commentator James Carville told reporters. "I certainly couldn't kill anyone that wasn't an unborn baby."

Wow. The Bee gets brutal. I spit coffee on the screen.

16 posted on 06/28/2024 5:03:45 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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Carville deserved that, he makes his fellow alligators look civilized.


17 posted on 06/28/2024 5:18:33 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: Twotone

How many Frerpers said Trump was making a big mistake togo on CNN. They were all absurdly wrong. Trust PDJT. He plays 3-D chess.


18 posted on 06/28/2024 5:47:10 PM PDT by Bobbyvotes (I will be voting for Trump/whoever he picks VP in November. If he loses in 2024, country is toast.)
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To: dayglored

HA! I had forgotten about that!


19 posted on 06/28/2024 6:17:50 PM PDT by telescope115 (I NEED MY SPACE!!! 🔭)
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To: Bonemaker

Well if that is so, why do thecall him “Bite Me”?


20 posted on 06/29/2024 8:24:05 AM PDT by Theophilus (covfefe)
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