Posted on 06/28/2024 3:20:44 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
U.S. — Kristi Noem's penchant for putting down untrainable animals made her popular with Democrats following last night's Presidential Debate, with her phone reportedly ringing off the hook ever since.
Democrats from all over the country were calling to implore the South Dakota Governor to "please please" take Biden out behind the White House shed and put him out of his misery.
"I just can't imagine how hard it must be for the poor guy," said one caller, later identified as California Governor Gavin Newsom. "The president can barely move. That's not a life worth living. He deserves the dignity of ... you know... the thing."
Other callers didn't beat around the bush as much. "He's blowing it for all of us!" Vice President Kamala Harris argued. "Just take him back there and bury him in a box or something, okay? Hahahaha!"
"Kamala? It's 3:00 in the morning!" Noem reportedly said, irritated, though all she could hear on the other line was laughter.
Political experts suggested Gov. Noem may be exactly what the world needs right now. "She's the only human that can do it," political commentator James Carville told reporters. "I certainly couldn't kill anyone that wasn't an unborn baby."
According to sources, Kristi Noem initially refused the requests before agreeing that it was something that must be done. "My country is calling on me to do a great service for all Americans," she said.
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They could ask Dick Cheney to take him out hunting.
Come on butthead! We’ve at least got a sense of embarrassment and even shame.
Funny? Let the freepers have their say.
This debate has certainly been a bonanza for the Bee!
Definitely a bi-partisan solution.
Did Biden crap on Oval Room floor one too many times? At least he didn’t bite anybody like his abused dogs did,
Ol’ Yeller Britches...
We don’t know that.
I saw the headline and couldn’t stop laughing…
I saw the headline and couldn’t stop hoping...
Show bidet the movie “Old Yeller”
I read the headline and new it was the bee
I am surprised the Bee hasn’t written the Democrat Party a cease and desist letter for stealing their copyright and outdoing them on the confusion of real news masquerading as fake news masquerading as real news.
Corn Pop is begging for a rematch
> We don’t know that.
Wow. The Bee gets brutal. I spit coffee on the screen.
Carville deserved that, he makes his fellow alligators look civilized.
How many Frerpers said Trump was making a big mistake togo on CNN. They were all absurdly wrong. Trust PDJT. He plays 3-D chess.
HA! I had forgotten about that!
Well if that is so, why do thecall him “Bite Me”?
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