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Obama Panics As His Biden Remote Control Loses Connection
The Bee ^ | June 17, 2024 | Staff

Posted on 06/17/2024 12:09:27 PM PDT by Navy Patriot

LOS ANGELES, CA — The most powerful man in America was forced to deal with an unexpected emergency last night, with former President Barack Obama suffering a moment of panic due to his Biden remote control suddenly losing connection.

The incident occurred during a ritzy fundraiser where Obama was once again using his state-of-the-art remote control to guide President Joe Biden through a pre-programmed routine as he rubbed elbows with Hollywood celebrities to raise cash for his re-election campaign.

"Oh… oh no… not again," Obama was heard muttering on stage as Biden appeared to experience yet another of his frequent glitches and freeze, leaving Obama at a loss as to what to do. "Why can't they get this thing fixed?! C'mon, man! He's frozen out there like a mannequin again. Those maintenance techs are going to get a piece of my mind!"

Witnesses reported seeing Obama frantically and repeatedly smacking the remote control with his hand. "He was obviously frustrated, as if this is something that happens a lot," one person present at the fundraiser said. "Biden was stopped in his tracks and showed no signs of coming back to life, and Obama was just out there desperately trying to get his control to work properly."

"I pushed every button multiple times!" Obama reportedly said to Biden's handlers. "I tried to do a hard restart, and it still didn't work. We've got to get this figured out before November, folks."

At publishing time, the team of technicians who had been in charge of ensuring the usability of Obama's Biden remote was reportedly being taken for an impromptu paddleboarding excursion at Obama's Martha's Vineyard estate.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Education
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bidenfreezing; bluescreen; fundraiser; kernelpanic; obama; powershutdown; puppetmasterbarack; reboot
Just a simple control malfunction, routine for Prog Marxist Democrats.
1 posted on 06/17/2024 12:09:27 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

The Bee can be brutal.


2 posted on 06/17/2024 12:11:32 PM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus…)
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To: Navy Patriot

Joe=bot Biden never was wired right futile to try and improve him.


3 posted on 06/17/2024 12:20:40 PM PDT by Vaduz
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To: Navy Patriot

“Never underestimate Joe’s ability to f*ck things up.” — Bronco Bama


4 posted on 06/17/2024 12:24:55 PM PDT by dayglored (Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords! Arthur Pendragon in 2024)
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To: Navy Patriot

Sun spots!


5 posted on 06/17/2024 12:25:29 PM PDT by fwdude ( )
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To: Navy Patriot

Haven’t thought of it for a long time but the 1964 movie First Men in the Moon from the H.G. Wells novel had a scene of the moon aliens the Selenites suddenly slowing down and then stopping, becoming motionless as they responded to a power shutdown. Can’t remember all the details but I remember them looking stiffly still and staring ahead blankly.

That was like Joe lately.


6 posted on 06/17/2024 12:27:54 PM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls.)
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To: Navy Patriot

7 posted on 06/17/2024 12:29:59 PM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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To: dayglored

People are so fed up with the Obamas on Martha’s Vineyard he had to go all the way to CA with his tin cup out. East Coast Liberals are smarter than the Hollywood group.Obama and Biden can’t read a room how much did Obama have to chip in to meet the fundraising goal.


8 posted on 06/17/2024 12:37:31 PM PDT by cnsmom
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To: Vaduz

Obama is just Joe’s Mammy now.


9 posted on 06/17/2024 12:48:37 PM PDT by cnsmom
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To: cnsmom

someone has to keep a leash on him to keep him from wandering off bet Obama made a sweetheart deal with he DNC for the job.


10 posted on 06/17/2024 1:10:20 PM PDT by Vaduz
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To: cnsmom

Obama had to know his guiding Joe off stage was not photogenic. Was this a subliminal message of his contempt towards Biden?


11 posted on 06/17/2024 4:51:05 PM PDT by griswold3 (Truth, Beauty and Goodness. )
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To: griswold3

He is probably wondering how much longer does he have to put up with this guy.


12 posted on 06/17/2024 5:59:48 PM PDT by cnsmom
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To: Navy Patriot

Have doctors for the elderly offered opinions on what disease or illness Biden is suffering from? I assumed there would be hundreds by now.


13 posted on 06/18/2024 6:37:51 PM PDT by NetAddicted (MAGA2024)
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To: Navy Patriot

Remote control? All this time I thought it was merely Obama with his hand up Biden’s a** working Joe’s jaw!


14 posted on 07/14/2024 12:26:41 PM PDT by Nateman (Democrats did not strive for fraud friendly voting merely to continue honest elections.)
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