Man Arrested For Urinating On New Pride Urinals

The Babylon Bee ^ | June 12, 2024 | BabylonBee.com

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SPOKANE, WA — Police arrested local man Thomas Macey this week after an officer caught him urinating on the Pride flag painted on a urinal.

"Once again, the gay community is under attack," said LGBTQ activist Charity Plunge. "This man literally urinated on the symbol of gay pride, which we painted on the urinal. Is there no end to the hatred and bigotry?"

The LGBTQ community has declared Macey's act of urination the worst hate crime since someone called Caitlyn Jenner "sir" on live TV. "This is our 9/11," said Plunge to reporters. "We are literally being murdered in airport bathrooms now, like a real genocide and everything. I am shaking in fear."

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Just barely satire.

[Da Coyote]

And once again, the Bee bets that this will be next month’s news. Thus far, they’re batting a thousand.

[Jemian]

I fell for it.

[CIB-173RDABN]

Damn the Bee! The stories they write are so close to the truth it is difficult to tell satire from real life.

[chajin]

It’s the Urine Nation.
Do it, and urine trouble...
As people in GA would say, just use a pecan instead.

[ComputerGuy]

I still have some Jane Fonda urinal stickers.

[rdcbn1]

Got me on this one.

[Cincinnatus.45-70]

I did, too.

[rdcbn1]

I still have some Jane Fonda urinal stickers.

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Those never go out of style.

[FlingWingFlyer]

ROTFL. Good stuff.

[Eagles6]

Exactly!

[Bob434]

[[”Once again, the gay community is under attack,” said LGBTQ activist Charity Plunge]]

Yeah? Well plastering immoral degenerate filth and symbols all around are an attack on a society which does not approve of such wickedness!

[Bob434]

And yes, I know it is satire, but it is exactly how the left lgbtq think and respond.

[Scrambler Bob]

SPOKANE, WA — Police arrested local man Thomas Macey this week after an officer caught him urinating on the Pride flag painted on a urinal.

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In his defence he was riding his e-scooter to the nearest restroom, when it quit. And he had to go really bad.

[Noumenon]

I want to see Biden urinal cakes.

[xp38]

For me when I start reading something like this I almost reflexively check the source. The Bee or not the Bee is the question to paraphrase another writer of note.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Got me for a minute.

[so_real]

Where the alphabet whack jobs are concerned, I can't tell satire from reality any more. Well done, Bee.

[SERKIT]

I think there’s a Constitutional right to have “bad aim”. It might even be an ADA-protected disability.

[higgmeister]

We don’t say that. ;^}