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Just barely satire.
1 posted on 06/13/2024 8:04:11 AM PDT by fwdude
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To: fwdude

And once again, the Bee bets that this will be next month’s news. Thus far, they’re batting a thousand.


2 posted on 06/13/2024 8:05:56 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: fwdude

I fell for it.


3 posted on 06/13/2024 8:06:19 AM PDT by Jemian ("I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.")
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To: fwdude

Damn the Bee! The stories they write are so close to the truth it is difficult to tell satire from real life.


4 posted on 06/13/2024 8:06:48 AM PDT by CIB-173RDABN (I am not an expert in anything, and my opinion is just that, an opinion. I may be wrong.)
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To: fwdude

It’s the Urine Nation.
Do it, and urine trouble...
As people in GA would say, just use a pecan instead.


5 posted on 06/13/2024 8:07:17 AM PDT by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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To: fwdude

I still have some Jane Fonda urinal stickers.


6 posted on 06/13/2024 8:08:04 AM PDT by ComputerGuy (Heavily-medicated for your protection)
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To: fwdude

Got me on this one.


7 posted on 06/13/2024 8:13:09 AM PDT by rdcbn1
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To: fwdude

ROTFL. Good stuff.


10 posted on 06/13/2024 8:14:50 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (When did WE decide to make America a UN 5-Star Asylum Paradise for Socialist losers?)
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To: fwdude

[[”Once again, the gay community is under attack,” said LGBTQ activist Charity Plunge]]

Yeah? Well plastering immoral degenerate filth and symbols all around are an attack on a society which does not approve of such wickedness!


12 posted on 06/13/2024 8:20:33 AM PDT by Bob434
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To: fwdude

SPOKANE, WA — Police arrested local man Thomas Macey this week after an officer caught him urinating on the Pride flag painted on a urinal.

= = =

In his defence he was riding his e-scooter to the nearest restroom, when it quit. And he had to go really bad.


14 posted on 06/13/2024 8:25:37 AM PDT by Scrambler Bob (Running Rampant, and not endorsing nonsense; My pronoun is EXIT. And I am generally full of /S)
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To: fwdude

Got me for a minute.


17 posted on 06/13/2024 9:03:00 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (The worst thing about censorship is █████ ██ ████ ████ ████ █ ███████ ████. FJB.)
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To: fwdude

Where the alphabet whack jobs are concerned, I can't tell satire from reality any more. Well done, Bee.


18 posted on 06/13/2024 9:06:01 AM PDT by so_real ( "The Congress of the United States recommends and approves the Holy Bible for use in all schools.")
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To: fwdude

I think there’s a Constitutional right to have “bad aim”. It might even be an ADA-protected disability.


19 posted on 06/13/2024 9:49:12 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: fwdude

Yes snow ballers hurt hardest.


21 posted on 06/13/2024 12:29:05 PM PDT by Vaduz
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To: fwdude

I thought this was the latest news from Spokane, until I started reading your comment.


26 posted on 06/13/2024 5:14:27 PM PDT by NetAddicted (MAGA2024)
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To: fwdude

When gay pride urinals finally come about you will only be allowed to defecate in them , rectum first, as gays’ whole existence revolves around the anus.


27 posted on 06/13/2024 8:25:54 PM PDT by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
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To: fwdude

I giggled a little.


28 posted on 06/13/2024 8:30:45 PM PDT by Bullish (...And just like that, I was dropped from the ping-list)
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