Just barely satire.
1 posted on
06/13/2024 8:04:11 AM PDT by
fwdude
To: fwdude
And once again, the Bee bets that this will be next month’s news. Thus far, they’re batting a thousand.
2 posted on
06/13/2024 8:05:56 AM PDT by
Da Coyote
To: fwdude
3 posted on
06/13/2024 8:06:19 AM PDT by
Jemian
("I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.")
To: fwdude
Damn the Bee! The stories they write are so close to the truth it is difficult to tell satire from real life.
4 posted on
06/13/2024 8:06:48 AM PDT by
CIB-173RDABN
(I am not an expert in anything, and my opinion is just that, an opinion. I may be wrong.)
To: fwdude
It’s the Urine Nation.
Do it, and urine trouble...
As people in GA would say, just use a pecan instead.
5 posted on
06/13/2024 8:07:17 AM PDT by
chajin
("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
To: fwdude
I still have some Jane Fonda urinal stickers.
6 posted on
06/13/2024 8:08:04 AM PDT by
ComputerGuy
(Heavily-medicated for your protection)
To: fwdude
7 posted on
06/13/2024 8:13:09 AM PDT by
rdcbn1
To: fwdude
10 posted on
06/13/2024 8:14:50 AM PDT by
FlingWingFlyer
(When did WE decide to make America a UN 5-Star Asylum Paradise for Socialist losers?)
To: fwdude
[[”Once again, the gay community is under attack,” said LGBTQ activist Charity Plunge]]
Yeah? Well plastering immoral degenerate filth and symbols all around are an attack on a society which does not approve of such wickedness!
12 posted on
06/13/2024 8:20:33 AM PDT by
Bob434
To: fwdude
SPOKANE, WA — Police arrested local man Thomas Macey this week after an officer caught him urinating on the Pride flag painted on a urinal.
= = =
In his defence he was riding his e-scooter to the nearest restroom, when it quit. And he had to go really bad.
14 posted on
06/13/2024 8:25:37 AM PDT by
Scrambler Bob
(Running Rampant, and not endorsing nonsense; My pronoun is EXIT. And I am generally full of /S)
To: fwdude
17 posted on
06/13/2024 9:03:00 AM PDT by
E. Pluribus Unum
(The worst thing about censorship is █████ ██ ████ ████ ████ █ ███████ ████. FJB.)
To: fwdude
Where the alphabet whack jobs are concerned, I can't tell satire from reality any more. Well done, Bee.
18 posted on
06/13/2024 9:06:01 AM PDT by
so_real
( "The Congress of the United States recommends and approves the Holy Bible for use in all schools.")
To: fwdude
I think there’s a Constitutional right to have “bad aim”. It might even be an ADA-protected disability.
19 posted on
06/13/2024 9:49:12 AM PDT by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
To: fwdude
Yes snow ballers hurt hardest.
21 posted on
06/13/2024 12:29:05 PM PDT by
Vaduz
To: fwdude
I thought this was the latest news from Spokane, until I started reading your comment.
To: fwdude
When gay pride urinals finally come about you will only be allowed to defecate in them , rectum first, as gays’ whole existence revolves around the anus.
27 posted on
06/13/2024 8:25:54 PM PDT by
Organic Panic
(Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
To: fwdude
28 posted on
06/13/2024 8:30:45 PM PDT by
Bullish
(...And just like that, I was dropped from the ping-list)
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