Posted on 06/13/2024 8:04:11 AM PDT by fwdude
SPOKANE, WA — Police arrested local man Thomas Macey this week after an officer caught him urinating on the Pride flag painted on a urinal.
"Once again, the gay community is under attack," said LGBTQ activist Charity Plunge. "This man literally urinated on the symbol of gay pride, which we painted on the urinal. Is there no end to the hatred and bigotry?"
The LGBTQ community has declared Macey's act of urination the worst hate crime since someone called Caitlyn Jenner "sir" on live TV. "This is our 9/11," said Plunge to reporters. "We are literally being murdered in airport bathrooms now, like a real genocide and everything. I am shaking in fear."
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Yes snow ballers hurt hardest.
Can't violate thought crime laws, now.
I fell for it, too.
Those would sell like urinal hot cakes.
“And once again, the Bee bets that this will be next month’s news.”
They gave it away. Those guys usually pee on each other, not urinals.
*sorry over the top humor*
I thought this was the latest news from Spokane, until I started reading your comment.
When gay pride urinals finally come about you will only be allowed to defecate in them , rectum first, as gays’ whole existence revolves around the anus.
I giggled a little.
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