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It is a good day to DRAW MOHAMMAD!
1 posted on 05/20/2024 11:19:54 AM PDT by Nateman
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I've got a little toy pig on top of one of my monitors - his name is Mohammed.

Written with a Sharpie right across the belly of that swine....

2 posted on 05/20/2024 11:21:35 AM PDT by Psalm 73 ("You'll never hear surf music again" - J. Hendrix)
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Q: How does every Islamic joke start? A: By looking over your shoulder.

What's the difference between a Muslim rock festival and Woodstock? Most of the people who got stoned at Woodstock lived to tell the tale.

How many Mozlem people can get into a car? None, if I am driving.

A muslim walks into a bar with his wife. The bartender says โ€œThe filthy unshaven beast has to go but the goat can stay.โ€

A Mozlem wife complains to her husband that all the romance had gone out their marriage. "Remember when you used to carry me up to bed?" She asked. "Yeah," He replied, "But to be fair, you were only five at the time.!!"

Q.Why do Mozlem men have red eyes after sex? A.From the pepper spray.

Did you hear about the new Mozlem Barbie? It comes with 12 kids, a black eye, and a welfare check.

Q:How do Mozlems practice safe sex? A:They mark the camels that kick

Q. What is the difference between Mohammad and a Genie? A. Moe makes you do HIS wishes and you're not going to like them

Q. Why don't Mozlems have dogs? A. Because liberals are their best friends and twice as slavish.

After Mohammad gets up he walks to see the sunrise and then he hears a voice. "Good Morning Moe , how are you today!"
"Who is that?" Said Mad Moe.
"It is I, the Sun".
"What a wonderful sign!" Moe thought. "The Sun is speaking to me!" He told the Sun he was feeling divine and then Mad Moe went about his business of raping and killing. Later that day as he was pillaging a small village he heard the voice again.
"Good Afternoon Moe, how are you doing?"
"I'm feeling like I could conquer the world!" says Moe, now really full of himself knowing the Sun is on his side!
That evening while Mad Moe was molesting a little girl before he sold her as a slave he noticed the sunset. Moe walks out onto a porch expecting the Sun to greet him once more. But nothing happens.
Now puzzled, Moe says "Hello Sun! Why don't you speak to me now?"
In a monstrous voice the Sun responded" "To hell with you jerk! I'm in the West Now!"

3 posted on 05/20/2024 11:21:55 AM PDT by Nateman (Democrats did not strive for fraud friendly voting merely to continue honest elections.)
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Drawn but can we also quarter him? Halfway there.

West Side Story song “Somewhere.”

Hold my hand and we’re halfway there.
Hold my hand and I’ll take you there
Somehow,
Some day,
Somewhere!


7 posted on 05/20/2024 11:33:36 AM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls.)
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๐Ÿท โ˜ ๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ€ ๐Ÿชณ ๐Ÿคฎ ๐Ÿ‘น ๐Ÿ‘บ ๐Ÿฆ .


8 posted on 05/20/2024 11:35:49 AM PDT by Greg123456
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Yesterday in the St. Matthews section of Louisville a man in Muslim garb shot a woman. He was then walking down Frankfort Avenue with a wicked looking weapon strapped to himself. He was spraying bullets to the pavement randomly. He got ahold of someone’s car and left it on the railroad tracks. He was arrested, will be arraigned tomorrow and is on a $200,000 bond. Fox oughta be all over this but I expect a media blackout. The people that run the country have too much invested in Trump supporters as a threat to democracy.


11 posted on 05/20/2024 11:40:16 AM PDT by MDLION ("Trust in the Lord with all your heart" -Proverbs 3:5)
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๐Ÿ’ƒ


12 posted on 05/20/2024 11:40:32 AM PDT by rktman (Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this๐Ÿ’ฉ? ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’‰! ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‘!)
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https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/841475

This is Iranian Shiite! Ha-ha!


13 posted on 05/20/2024 11:40:34 AM PDT by Honorary Serb (Kosovo is Serbia! Free Srpska! Abolish ICTY!)
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I cannot draw, but I can defecate.

Dropped a big log and christened it โ€œMohammedโ€ (piss be upon him), then flushed it all away.


15 posted on 05/20/2024 11:45:53 AM PDT by dadgum (Enough!)
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Eskimos have about 120 words for different types of snow.

Muslims have about 120 words for different types of anger.


16 posted on 05/20/2024 11:47:17 AM PDT by fruser1
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18 posted on 05/20/2024 11:48:35 AM PDT by red-dawg (They're going to have to pry my gasoline powered car from my cold, dead hands.)
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Here's mohammad after transitioning


19 posted on 05/20/2024 11:50:32 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie
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Pinging Laz. This seems like a perfect subject for your newfound medium.


21 posted on 05/20/2024 11:58:11 AM PDT by ETCM (โ€œThere is no security, no safety, in the appeasement of evil.โ€ โ€” Ronald Reagan)
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Don't be this guy! Post them if you got them!

22 posted on 05/20/2024 11:58:23 AM PDT by Nateman (Democrats did not strive for fraud friendly voting merely to continue honest elections.)
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The Shahada: There is no god named Allah. Mohammed is his false prophet.


23 posted on 05/20/2024 12:04:42 PM PDT by cyclotic (Donโ€™t be part of the problem. Be the entire problem)
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25 posted on 05/20/2024 12:12:09 PM PDT by BraveMan
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There was a great goat picture in the news or a link over the past week. Looking for it now, but the search results are disgusting, much like Mohammad and Islam.


28 posted on 05/20/2024 12:25:15 PM PDT by Reno89519 (If Biden is mentally unfit to stand trial, he is mentally unfit to be president. He needs to resign.)
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I created an excellent likeness in the porcelain room earlier today.


30 posted on 05/20/2024 12:32:47 PM PDT by bigbob
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Happy Raghead Day ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป


31 posted on 05/20/2024 12:35:06 PM PDT by NWFree (Sigma male ๐Ÿคช)
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32 posted on 05/20/2024 12:42:10 PM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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Orange juice? Pineapple juice? Grapefruit juice? Rage boy needs some prune juice because he's so full of SHEET!
41 posted on 05/20/2024 3:04:38 PM PDT by Impala64ssa (Laiken Riley is my daughter!)
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