What's the difference between a Muslim rock festival and Woodstock? Most of the people who got stoned at Woodstock lived to tell the tale.
How many Mozlem people can get into a car? None, if I am driving.
A muslim walks into a bar with his wife. The bartender says “The filthy unshaven beast has to go but the goat can stay.”
A Mozlem wife complains to her husband that all the romance had gone out their marriage. "Remember when you used to carry me up to bed?" She asked. "Yeah," He replied, "But to be fair, you were only five at the time.!!"
Q.Why do Mozlem men have red eyes after sex? A.From the pepper spray.
Did you hear about the new Mozlem Barbie? It comes with 12 kids, a black eye, and a welfare check.
Q:How do Mozlems practice safe sex? A:They mark the camels that kick
Q. What is the difference between Mohammad and a Genie? A. Moe makes you do HIS wishes and you're not going to like them
Q. Why don't Mozlems have dogs? A. Because liberals are their best friends and twice as slavish.
After Mohammad gets up he walks to see the sunrise and then he hears a voice. "Good Morning Moe , how are you today!"
"Who is that?" Said Mad Moe.
"It is I, the Sun".
"What a wonderful sign!" Moe thought. "The Sun is speaking to me!" He told the Sun he was feeling divine and then Mad Moe went about his business of raping and killing. Later that day as he was pillaging a small village he heard the voice again.
"Good Afternoon Moe, how are you doing?"
"I'm feeling like I could conquer the world!" says Moe, now really full of himself knowing the Sun is on his side!
That evening while Mad Moe was molesting a little girl before he sold her as a slave he noticed the sunset. Moe walks out onto a porch expecting the Sun to greet him once more. But nothing happens.
Now puzzled, Moe says "Hello Sun! Why don't you speak to me now?"
In a monstrous voice the Sun responded" "To hell with you jerk! I'm in the West Now!"
The shorter jokes sound like something Henny Youngman would say, if he was reincarnated as a Muslim.
All he would need would be a spotlight and a drummer who sat ready with a snare drum and high hat.
I’m curious if posting those jokes on Facebook would result in a ban.