Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

O.J. Simpson Excited For God To Tell Him Who Real Killer Was
Babylon Bee ^ | Apr 11, 2024 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 04/11/2024 8:32:08 AM PDT by dayglored

U.S. — O.J. Simpson has passed away from cancer at the age of 76. According to sources from the afterlife, the former football star is looking forward to asking God who really killed his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson.

"I've been racking my brains for decades trying to figure out who may have done it," said Simpson. "It will be great to have all my questions finally laid to rest. I really can't imagine who might have committed such a crime."

At publishing time, O.J. Simpson's questions unfortunately remained unanswered after a majority-black jury declared him "not dead."


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; california; goodriddance; lowspeedchase; noclassonfr; ojsimpson
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-32 last
To: dayglored

I was in a doctor’s office filled with white women when radio announced this murderer was free. Everyone but me was cheering.
I’ll never forget that moment.

I knew everything was going to change. The white leftist women were in the tank and began convincing POCs they are persecuted and haven’t shut up since.


21 posted on 04/11/2024 9:26:47 AM PDT by AuntB (Trump is our Ben Franklin - Brilliant, Boisterous, Brave and ALL AMERICAN!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dayglored

Ouch....


22 posted on 04/11/2024 9:36:00 AM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus…)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dayglored

The Bee is nailing his ass today.

I’m wondering if he left a death bed confession?


23 posted on 04/11/2024 9:40:02 AM PDT by shotgun
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dayglored
Damn! Now we'll never know who killed those two!
24 posted on 04/11/2024 9:56:52 AM PDT by laweeks (///)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dayglored

RIP OJ. Here is actual video of his death and a disclaimer warning of the gruesome way he dies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B40cQXCfooE


25 posted on 04/11/2024 10:13:21 AM PDT by Zack Attack (✔)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Dr. Sivana

Hmmm....interesting.


26 posted on 04/11/2024 10:15:32 AM PDT by Churchillspirit (Pray for President Trump)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: dayglored

LOL!


27 posted on 04/11/2024 10:16:10 AM PDT by Churchillspirit (Pray for President Trump)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Lonesome in Massachussets

OJ’s acquittal and the Rodney King trial of those 4 LA police officers.


28 posted on 04/11/2024 10:19:59 AM PDT by Churchillspirit (Pray for President Trump)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]

To: dayglored

The Bee is buzzing.

Damn funny.

OJ will now find the real killer.

5.56mm


29 posted on 04/11/2024 10:26:03 AM PDT by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho have got to go. )
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Jim W N
That trial was as big a racist farce as there ever has been.

Hugely!!

The day the verdict was to be announced, people brought small TV's and radios into our office. As the time approached, people started to huddle in cubicles where the TV or radios were. I noticed that some cubicles were mostly white people and some were mostly blacks.

When the "not guilty" verdict was read, I heard "WHAT???!!!" from the mostly white cubicles and cheers from the mostly black cubicles. It was one of the strangest experiences of my work days

30 posted on 04/11/2024 3:14:49 PM PDT by llevrok (“In a time of deceit telling, the truth is a revolutionary act.” ― George Orwell)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: dayglored

O.J. Simpson Allowed To Remain Living After Coffin Doesn’t Fit
https://www.theonion.com/o-j-simpson-allowed-to-remain-living-after-coffin-does-1851403804


31 posted on 04/11/2024 4:25:59 PM PDT by ansel12 ((NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Dr. Sivana

I myself have always thought that OJs son was the lynch pin for understanding what happen that Night....I don’t trust the media and I always have to question the possibility of group think happening.


32 posted on 04/11/2024 4:30:52 PM PDT by PCPOET7 (`)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-32 last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson