O.J. Simpson Excited For God To Tell Him Who Real Killer Was

Babylon Bee ^ | Apr 11, 2024 | Babylon Bee

[dayglored]

U.S. — O.J. Simpson has passed away from cancer at the age of 76. According to sources from the afterlife, the former football star is looking forward to asking God who really killed his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson.

"I've been racking my brains for decades trying to figure out who may have done it," said Simpson. "It will be great to have all my questions finally laid to rest. I really can't imagine who might have committed such a crime."

At publishing time, O.J. Simpson's questions unfortunately remained unanswered after a majority-black jury declared him "not dead."

[dayglored]

IT'S THE BEE !!

They must've had this one teed-up and ready before the body got cold.

[V_TWIN]

I know right? That didn’t take long

[V_TWIN]

Robert Kardashian after the verdict is read.....a look is worth a thousand words

[dfwgator]

The worst thing about that case, is we got the frickin’ Kardashians because of it.

[Dr. Sivana]

I always thought it was a twofer, OJ on the guy, and his son on the ex-wife.

[Jim W N]

Yeah, but OJ has passed away.

That trial was as big a racist farce as there ever has been.

The trial was over as soon as the racist jury was seated.

[Phoenix8]

OJ I hope you rest in…pieces.

In hell at that.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

The worst thing about that case, is we got the frickin’ Kardashians because of it.

No, OJ's acquittal and the endorsement of racial entitlement was far, far worse than the Kardashians, whom I have managed to successfully ignore for three decades. OJ's acquittal was a watershed in American jurisprudence, and our social history, and a very dark one.

[desertsolitaire]

Did the Fred Goldman family ever manage to cash in on the Civil Court settlement from OK over their son’s death?
I recall OJ saying he was never paying them anything.

[mabarker1]

Kardashians

kardasshats.

Fixed.

[Impala64ssa]

Too soon? HELL NO!!

[V_TWIN]

I thought you liked big butts? 🤷🤣

[Red Badger]

[dfwgator]

That was fast.

[leaning conservative]

Since he won’t be seeing God......

[ansel12]

I didn’t know he died.

[Chode]

[ansel12]

No wonder I didn’t know he was dead, as I continue reading down the threads I see that it just happened.

So far Babylon Bee is having a ball with it.

Police Slowly Escort White Hearse Containing O.J. Simpson
https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/4230512/posts

[FatherofFive]

Q. How do we know OJ was innocent?
A. He was a Buffalo Bill. Buffalo Bills don't slash, they choke

Q. What is the difference between OJ Simpson and John Elway?
A. OJ drove a slow, white Bronco. Elway was a slow, white Bronco

NEWS FLASH -
A new recording of a phone call between OJ and his son casts doubt on OJs guilt in the horrific death of Nicole Simpson.
OJ Son: Dad, can I borrow the car?
OJ: Go axe your mom

[dayglored]

> Police Slowly Escort White Hearse Containing O.J. Simpson https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/4230512/posts

Oh geez, I hadn't seen that one yet, thanks! BB is on a roll!