Posted on 01/04/2024 2:36:34 PM PST by dynachrome
Disney executives announced an upcoming installment in the popular Star Wars franchise that will feature a female Jedi who mysteriously turns to the Dark Side at the same time every month.
"We think female audiences will relate to a character who becomes moody and homicidal once a month," the film's director Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy told reporters in a press conference this week. "I mean, our target demographic is definitely women, right? So featuring an empowered, self-assured female Jedi who just sort of goes on a Dark Side-y type rampage once a month for…reasons…will click with the millions of women who flock to see our films."
"The force is female, and we know that a diverse, female-led Star Wars franchise is the key to the hearts of modern audiences," she said.
Obaid-Chinoy said they did extensive research on why a lady Jedi might turn evil once a month and discovered that mostly it relates to the fact that fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering, and suffering leads to women needing a little alone time, a good bar of chocolate, and a hot bath.
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The Bee has been brutal lately.
Priceless.
I used to date her sister.
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They are insane!
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Knowing how accurate the Bee is - count on these coming true.
“Poor Me Syndrome”
I used to date her sister.
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Hell, I MARRIED her sister.
Yes and agree.
The thing is the goddess of this time will be childless, barren.
It's not that men have control issues, it's that we have to honor the roles nature has assigned to us.
The last time we let the woman in the driver seat this is what happened:
They're just going to screw everything up because they can't help themselves and don't know any better.
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Bout right 🤣🤣🤣 this series has sucked since 1977 anyway.
Oh, this one is sure to spin up the trans-feminists!
Hahahaha!
Sounds like she could lead Rush’s All American First Cavalry Amazon Battalion. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahPwlOOKedg
What’s her Sith name?
Darth Menstrual XD
Gutbuster of the day...
Jedi who mysteriously turns to the Dark Side at the same time every month.
I don’t care who you are that’s funny thanks Babylon Bee.
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I dunno about that, but I’m sure at some point in the movie she’ll hire bounty hunter, and body positivity activist Booba Fatt to track down the protagonists.
They’ve been insane ever since Walt Disney died.
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