[E. Pluribus Unum]

There is no situation so bad that the police cannot make worse.

[gundog]

This was a week ago. Why am I only now learning of it?

[NFHale]

Well, if they were double stuffed Oreos, that makes them high capacity assault cookies

[DesertRhino]

It’s probably over more than the coffeemaker...

[KittyKares]

How big was that package of Oreo cookies?!

[AnotherUnixGeek]

Deputies wrote in an affidavit that John Sandoval, 70, was arrested Saturday morning after he allegedly threw the package of Oreo cookies at his wife

A lot of women out there would be happy to have a package of Oreos tossed their way.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

This may have been the reason they gave but that was not the reason they were arguing.

[Billthedrill]

I read the entire article and still didn’t come away with the full story. What happened to the Oreos?

[HereInTheHeartland]

Very obvious that Oreos cause violence and MUST be banned.
Black and white violence

[Bob434]

if we only had sensible oreo cookie laws

[Dr. Sivana]

I once had a fianceé who threw a ham sandwich at me. It didn’t make the news. I married a different girl.

[Vendome]

He creamed her....

[reg45]

Coffee with Oreos, not milk?

[Captain Peter Blood]

So why didn’t he put the water in if that was the problem? I mean how hard is that, so he blames his wife for that. I can just see this guy being asked why he is in jail.

[TigersEye]

Soon, in Michigan, this would be cause to confiscate all of his guns.

[x]

This is news?

National news?

[Varsity Flight]

Sandavol, it’s the spores.

But Spock had the time of his life

[Allegra]

If someone wants to throw a bag of Pepperidge Farm Milanos at me, I won’t call the cops. I promise.

Just don’t expect those Milanos back.

[equaviator]

Fox must not have gotten the memo that Jerry Springer and his pathetic TV show are dead. The fewer there are having an interest in this kind of dysfunctionality the better for the world it’ll be.

[cymbeline]

Boxes of Oreos might need to be declared assault weapons.