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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I once had a fianceé who threw a ham sandwich at me. It didn’t make the news. I married a different girl.


17 posted on 11/29/2023 7:48:22 PM PST by Dr. Sivana ("If you can’t say something nice . . . say the Rosary." [Red Badger])
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To: Dr. Sivana

So you dumped her for making you a sandwich?


23 posted on 11/29/2023 8:53:59 PM PST by lepton ("It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into"--Jonathan Swift)
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To: Dr. Sivana

Did they indict the ham sandwich?


31 posted on 11/29/2023 9:44:52 PM PST by one guy in new jersey
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To: Dr. Sivana
I once had a fianceé fiancée who threw a ham sandwich at me.

Whenever anyone throws food at you, you should always make a point of lunging at it / grabbing it with your jaws while it's still up in flight.

Regards,

36 posted on 11/30/2023 1:24:04 AM PST by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: Dr. Sivana

“ I once had a fianceé who threw a ham sandwich at me.”

What happened to the sandwich?

L


46 posted on 11/30/2023 6:49:03 AM PST by Lurker ( Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is. )
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