Posted on 10/22/2023 6:39:38 AM PDT by real saxophonist
Just a weird/funny story.
"Arvada police searching for pantless burglar who caused thousands of dollars in damage to swim center"
That’s pretty much it, except for the leopard print underwear.
I am thankful every day that I moved away from the craphole of the Denver metro area.
“Your honor — I have an alibi. As you can see: I am wearing pants.”
Hopefully the suspect won’t change their underwear for a few days so a positive identification can be made.
“Arvada police searching for pantless burglar who caused thousands of dollars in damage to swim center.”
“The Arvada Police Department is searching for pantless burglar who caused thousands of dollars in damage to the George J. Meyers Swimming Center.”
“ ARVADA, Colo. — The Arvada Police Department is searching for pantless burglar who caused thousands of dollars in damage to the George J. Meyers Swimming Center.”
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Okay, we get gist of what they’re trying to say. Third time is a charm, eh.
It’s a Baby Ruth.
Yeah, Early morning cut and paste. But the next time I break into a swim center, I’m wearing leopard print skivvies.
Colorado Ping ( Let me know if you wish to be added or removed from the list.)
and - Colorado families may have received fake ashes after 189 bodies found at funeral home.
https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/4191419/posts?page=10#10
So, they now know they are looking for a man with a tattoo on his arm. Wonder how many tens of thousands have a tattoo on their arm? No other details except for his undies.
Leopard print underwear. Those wacky Coloradans would do anything for a laugh.
So, skinny-dipping causes damage to a swimming pool?
When a teenager we would crash motel swimming pools until we were chased away. Dip and dash.
Hope Colorado has better laws than those in California - IF the burglar were caught - there must be video cameras around, they’re everywhere now - he would be processed and sent back out on the street immediately b/c “no cash bail.”
Later, criminal-loving, DA George Gascon would drop all charges.
“draining and refilling the pool. “
hmmmm ... ya ..... you keep thinking that if it makes you feel better...
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Fred ... we are going to need more chlorine.
Looks like it was to be torn down and made into a parking lot for the new facility built next to it. No need to fix:
https://speakup.arvada.org/meyers-pool
“I am thankful every day that I moved away from the craphole of the Denver metro area.
We left Colorado altogether. Just getting away from Denver wasn’t enough.
If an upcoming CO proposition passes the voters, it will give the state a budget that grows 1% every year on top of an increase based on inflation and another increase based on population growth. It seems the State apparatus wants to dominate the counties with the power of the purse.
They push it as if it will lower property taxes and better fund the schools, but it's wording is California state election style deception, IMHO. I moved here because the people and the government looked out for each other. No more ... too much population has paradoxically led to detachment from, and too little concern for, ones neighbors and the community.
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