“Arvada police searching for pantless burglar who caused thousands of dollars in damage to swim center.”
“The Arvada Police Department is searching for pantless burglar who caused thousands of dollars in damage to the George J. Meyers Swimming Center.”
“ ARVADA, Colo. — The Arvada Police Department is searching for pantless burglar who caused thousands of dollars in damage to the George J. Meyers Swimming Center.”
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Okay, we get gist of what they’re trying to say. Third time is a charm, eh.
Yeah, Early morning cut and paste. But the next time I break into a swim center, I’m wearing leopard print skivvies.