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[Satire:] Judge Awards Riley Gaines $8 Million In Whoopi Defamation Case: “You Should Have Asked For More”
Billbordi ^ | 10.4.23 | Not Listed

Posted on 10/06/2023 12:11:35 PM PDT by Boomer

Riley Gaines was robbed of a moment she’ll never get back when Lia Thomas crossed that finish line just ahead of her. She forever became the girl who lost rather than the star who won, as God intended.

While that was bad enough, it paled in comparison to the horrible things Whoopi Goldberg said about her live on national television.

“She can’t swim,” said Goldberg, “what kind of petulant child puts up two years’ worth of fights to solidify a 5th-place tie? Get a job.”

Gaines is likely to continue with her activism, announcing that she’s once again foregoing dental school for a lucrative career as a political pundit.

According to ALLOD Legal Analyzer Tara Newhole, Gaines will likely never amount to much else. “She’s angry and not quite good enough to continue competitive swimming,” said Newhole, “so this is a perfect career choice.”

(Excerpt) Read more at billbordi.com ...


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To: Boomer

This is nothing but a hit piece on Riley. WTF?


21 posted on 10/06/2023 12:36:50 PM PDT by peggybac (My will is what I wanted. God's will is what I got.)
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To: ConservativeInPA

Re: 18 - You did not hurt my feelings. You just crapped on FR with your racist ignorance.

Know your place.


22 posted on 10/06/2023 12:36:56 PM PDT by Fury
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To: Fungi

What a fatty article. The writer is one disgusting jealous b***h.


23 posted on 10/06/2023 12:37:27 PM PDT by Seruzawa ("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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To: Boomer
I cannot find this anywhere else.   I agree it looks like it is fake news made to attack Riley Gaines on top of everything else she has suffered from.
24 posted on 10/06/2023 12:37:49 PM PDT by higgmeister (In the Shadow of The Big Chicken!)
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To: Seruzawa

Catty article. Damm autocorrect.


25 posted on 10/06/2023 12:38:00 PM PDT by Seruzawa ("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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To: Fury

2nded! This person owe this site an apology.


26 posted on 10/06/2023 12:38:02 PM PDT by Unassuaged (I have shocking data relevant to the conversation!)
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To: Fury

Eff off. It wasn’t racist. Grow a set.


27 posted on 10/06/2023 12:38:14 PM PDT by ConservativeInPA
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To: ConservativeInPA
I seriously doubt Goldberg can’t swim, just like most negroes. We certainly know Goldberg can’t think.

But Fatberg being, well, a fatberg can't swim, but she certainly can't sink.

28 posted on 10/06/2023 12:38:18 PM PDT by Noumenon (You're not voting your way out of this. KTF)
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To: Boomer

Is this more fake news from billboardi, like the Guinness World record story posted earlier?


29 posted on 10/06/2023 12:40:02 PM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: Unassuaged

Re: 26 - I doubt it will happen. Racist attitudes die hard.

There was a thread earlier this week from someone explaining why black Americans sometimes shy away from FR. The ignorant posts on this thread drive that point home.


30 posted on 10/06/2023 12:40:17 PM PDT by Fury
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To: Fungi

“””Read the article, absolutely nothing about the case. This is journalism?””


Thanks. I was not aware of a lawsuit against Whoopi and the article did not help.


31 posted on 10/06/2023 12:40:22 PM PDT by Presbyterian Reporter
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To: ConservativeInPA

Grow up.

When someone writes “I seriously doubt Goldberg can’t swim, just like most negroes” that’s an ignorant claim.

Either back it up or dunk your head in a bowl of claim chowder.


32 posted on 10/06/2023 12:41:41 PM PDT by Fury
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To: HonorInPa

Did it hurt your little feelers..


33 posted on 10/06/2023 12:41:58 PM PDT by dpetty121263
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To: ConservativeInPA

A lot of concern trolls come out now and then.

Hand-wringers R us.


34 posted on 10/06/2023 12:44:01 PM PDT by doorgunner69 (When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty)
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To: ConservativeInPA
I seriously doubt Goldberg can’t swim, just like most negroes. We certainly know Goldberg can’t think.

Doesn't blubber, filled with hot air, float?

35 posted on 10/06/2023 12:47:10 PM PDT by The Sons of Liberty (Biden Crime Family and Dem Party - Two Wholly Owned Subsidiaries of the CCP.)
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To: Fury

I don’t have an opinion, but I found this:

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28561485/


36 posted on 10/06/2023 12:48:52 PM PDT by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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To: Unassuaged; HonorInPa

As you can see, there are more than a few posters that post racist crap.

As noted before, probably due to low intellect or upbringing.


37 posted on 10/06/2023 12:49:27 PM PDT by Fury
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To: Boomer

Troll - this and the Riley Gaines article are pure “parody”, but not quite up to the Bee.


38 posted on 10/06/2023 12:50:48 PM PDT by jagusafr ( )
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To: MV=PY; Fury

I don’t have an opinion, but I found this:

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28561485/

Thanks for posting this. Seems many of the outraged are the ignorant ones.


39 posted on 10/06/2023 12:54:23 PM PDT by Islander7 (There is no septic system so vile, so filthy, the left won't drink from to further their agenda.)
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To: Boomer

I’m thinking whoopie would sink if she attempted to swim? Just a gut feeling. ;>)

This kind of reminds me of the Nick Sandman case. ( Name sp?)


40 posted on 10/06/2023 12:56:47 PM PDT by patriot torch (..)
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