[Satire:] Judge Awards Riley Gaines $8 Million In Whoopi Defamation Case: “You Should Have Asked For More”

Billbordi ^ | 10.4.23 | Not Listed

[Boomer]

Riley Gaines was robbed of a moment she’ll never get back when Lia Thomas crossed that finish line just ahead of her. She forever became the girl who lost rather than the star who won, as God intended.

While that was bad enough, it paled in comparison to the horrible things Whoopi Goldberg said about her live on national television.

“She can’t swim,” said Goldberg, “what kind of petulant child puts up two years’ worth of fights to solidify a 5th-place tie? Get a job.”

Gaines is likely to continue with her activism, announcing that she’s once again foregoing dental school for a lucrative career as a political pundit.

According to ALLOD Legal Analyzer Tara Newhole, Gaines will likely never amount to much else. “She’s angry and not quite good enough to continue competitive swimming,” said Newhole, “so this is a perfect career choice.”

[Boomer]

Poetic Justice in action.

[Fungi]

Read the article, absolutely nothing about the case. This is journalism?

[ConservativeInPA]

“She can’t swim,” said Goldberg

I seriously doubt Goldberg can’t swim, just like most negroes. We certainly know Goldberg can’t think.

[toddausauras]

Good for Riley!

[simpson96]

Excellent.

Enjoy spending your money, Miss Gaines.

[MNJohnnie]

Looks like ALLOD Legal Analyzer Tara Newhole, is the next one that needs to be sued for defamation. Talk about anlmost perfect name for this putz

[muir_redwoods]

In true leftard fashion, the “writer” of this article attacks Gainse’s looks rather than Goldberg’s stupidity.

[bray]

Table scraps for Whoopie.

[hanamizu]

I seriously doubt Goldberg can’t swim, just like most negroes.

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Many blacks are ‘sinkers’ because of a denser body structure. However, judging by her looks, Whoopi is likely a ‘floater’.

[teeman8r]

i hope she spends the money on ted danson black face shirts.

[GrootheWanderer]

Fake news.

[JBW1949]

I looked up Tara Newhole and the only one I found is a Drag Queen performer for Rue Paul...

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HonorInPa]

Wow! Racist much? What’s happened to FR?

[Wuli]

More people should sue the some of the women on the view.

[Fury]

I seriously doubt Goldberg can’t swim, just like most negroes

Oh good grief. What an incredibly racist and ignorant statement.

Either back it up with data or stop crapping on FR with your racist garbage.

[Fury]

Many blacks are ‘sinkers’ because of a denser body structure.

Another racist comment. How pathetically ignorant.

[hardspunned]

I couldn’t swim until I was 22. In army basic training I failed the swim test. I was put in a remedial swim class. Myself and 9 black guys.

[ConservativeInPA]

Are your itty bitty feelings hurt? Too bad.

[pfflier]

However, judging by her looks, Whoopi is likely a ‘floater’

She is definitely a floater in the punchbowl of life.

[Fury]

Re: 13 - And we wonder why there seems to be fewer posters on FR.

I attribute the racist comments as either due to low intellect or upbringing. Add in some willful ignorance and there you have it