Posted on 07/17/2023 2:57:55 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
There will soon be changes to the living accommodations at the White House. Unemployed white trash relatives have moved into the Biden White House causing consternation from the first family but also neighbors.
A solution has been hashed out with the offending relatives to keep them close and out of easy subpoena range. A mobile home will be moved onto the South Lawn and hooked up for their new accommodations. The mobile home will be acquired from the FEMA stock and is certified for use as a multi-family dwelling and crack production facility. Blind Secret Service Agents will be assigned for security at the mobile home.
Yawn.
Neighbors are upset the white house has been turned into the crack house.
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