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Library Hosts Controversial Satan Story Hour
Babylon Bee ^ | 12/6/23

Posted on 06/11/2023 4:05:46 PM PDT by Eleutheria5

Satan speaks to kids at public library.

(Excerpt) Read more at youtube.com ...


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KEYWORDS: bee; children; humor; library; satire
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LOLROFLMAO.
1 posted on 06/11/2023 4:05:47 PM PDT by Eleutheria5
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To: Eleutheria5

Makes me ashamed to have been an academic librarian.


2 posted on 06/11/2023 4:19:30 PM PDT by Fai Mao (Starve the beast and steal its food!)
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To: Eleutheria5

I remember when the Bee used to be satire ... wasn’t that just ... last week?


3 posted on 06/11/2023 4:21:28 PM PDT by Category Four (Joy, Fun, the Joke Proper, and Flippancy ... Flippancy is the best of all.)
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To: Eleutheria5

I suspect those on the left look to Babylon Bee for ideas as to what to next endorse and promote.

The left’s continual movement toward the left is therefore the fault of Babylon Bee!


4 posted on 06/11/2023 4:28:12 PM PDT by CFW (old and retired)
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To: Fai Mao

I remember when my school librarian used to yell at everyone to shut up and stop bothering the other students, and then yell at everyone to shut up and stop bothering the other students. I think she was there late at night, all alone, yelling at everyone to shut up...


5 posted on 06/11/2023 4:35:07 PM PDT by Eleutheria5 (Every Goliath has his David. Child in need of a CGM system. https://gofund.me/6452dbf1. )
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To: CFW

Used to be Rush’s job, too.


6 posted on 06/11/2023 4:36:14 PM PDT by Eleutheria5 (Every Goliath has his David. Child in need of a CGM system. https://gofund.me/6452dbf1. )
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To: Eleutheria5

Shhh


7 posted on 06/11/2023 4:39:55 PM PDT by Pollard ( >>> The Great Rest is already underway! <<<)
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To: Eleutheria5

I had a high school librarian like that. She would zero in on the people who were studying, actually using the library for what it was for. Threaten them with a vice-principal office visit then throw them out. Why she knew they would leave!


8 posted on 06/11/2023 4:41:23 PM PDT by Reily (!!)
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To: Reily

You should have tried hiding in a closet with a girl, and staying real quiet.


9 posted on 06/11/2023 4:43:47 PM PDT by Eleutheria5 (Every Goliath has his David. Child in need of a CGM system. https://gofund.me/6452dbf1. )
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To: Eleutheria5

Life to imitate art sometime next month . . . ?


10 posted on 06/11/2023 4:44:22 PM PDT by Olog-hai ("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
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To: Olog-hai

Wait ‘til September.


11 posted on 06/11/2023 4:47:07 PM PDT by Eleutheria5 (Every Goliath has his David. Child in need of a CGM system. https://gofund.me/6452dbf1. )
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To: Eleutheria5

Truth. Wish it was satire.


12 posted on 06/11/2023 4:48:57 PM PDT by FlyingEagle
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To: Eleutheria5

There weren’t any closets in that library that were accessible by students.


13 posted on 06/11/2023 4:49:52 PM PDT by Reily (!!)
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To: Eleutheria5

I assumed this wasn’t satire...


14 posted on 06/11/2023 4:49:59 PM PDT by rottndog (What comes after America?)
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To: Reily

Well, damn. It’s like they were against shotgun weddings or something.


15 posted on 06/11/2023 4:52:06 PM PDT by Eleutheria5 (Every Goliath has his David. Child in need of a CGM system. https://gofund.me/6452dbf1. )
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To: Eleutheria5

Where is the Bee’s usual satire?


16 posted on 06/11/2023 4:54:14 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: Eleutheria5

Excellent.


17 posted on 06/11/2023 5:01:27 PM PDT by RoosterRedux (See my FR homepage for a link to the entire Bible narrated by David Suchet on youtube. FREE!)
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To: Eleutheria5

That’s what the auditorium stage was for!


18 posted on 06/11/2023 5:09:08 PM PDT by Reily (!!)
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To: rottndog

I don’t think it’ll be for very long.


19 posted on 06/11/2023 5:10:18 PM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: Eleutheria5

In high school i worked in our public library. Great job. Well before they allowed all the adult site stuff on the pc’s, and had the pervert parade come in and vamp for the wee ones. The people I worked with then, would have fought to keep that OUT of the library.


20 posted on 06/11/2023 5:31:20 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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