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Biden Heads To Beach House To Recuperate After Grueling 5-Hour Work Week
Babylon Bee ^ | May 14, 2023 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 05/15/2023 7:06:43 AM PDT by george76

REHOBOTH, DE — Biden has retired for the weekend to his beach house in Delaware, enjoying a well-deserved rest after working a brutal five hours over this past week.

Biden has simply run himself ragged in service to our county," Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre told the press. "He showed off his incredible, youthful vigor by putting in an astounding five hours of work this week, marking a four-hour increase from previous weeks. Biden will need an extended break at his beach house to recover from the strain."

Biden's accomplishments over the past week ranged from staring blankly at members of the press corps while they shouted questions, reading reporters' questions to them from cards he'd been given in advance, sharing folksy anecdotes about how much his dad loved the gays back in 19-dickety-2, and telling people without legs not to jump. Sources close to the president said they haven't seen him this energetic since a shampoo factory opened down the street from his beach house. "It's remarkable," a presidential aide remarked. "He started working after lunch, then plowed right through his post-lunch nap. One day he worked all the way to 2:30! The guy's a machine."

At publishing time, citizens across the nation were waiting in rapt anticipation to see just how much damage Biden could do next week with just a few hours of work.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee

1 posted on 05/15/2023 7:06:43 AM PDT by george76
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To: george76
Send these folks with him....

🚨 HUGE overcrowding at the processing center for illegal immigrants in El Paso, Texas….

Wake up people, it’s an invasion! 🤯 pic.twitter.com/Fopc4rfR4T— 🔥🇺🇸 KC 🇺🇸🔥 (@KCPayTreeIt) May 15, 2023


2 posted on 05/15/2023 7:10:59 AM PDT by Jane Long (What we were told was a conspiracy theory in ‘20 is now fact. Land of the sheep, home of the knaves)
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To: george76

The Delaware dummy tired out from all his stuttering.


3 posted on 05/15/2023 7:12:36 AM PDT by Vaduz (....)
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To: Jane Long

Insurrection at the border.


4 posted on 05/15/2023 7:13:59 AM PDT by CivilWarBrewing (Get off my back for my usage of CAPS, especially you snowflake males! MAN UP!)
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To: george76

Ya mean hiding out in the basement with Hunter doesn’t count as work? /sarc


5 posted on 05/15/2023 7:23:05 AM PDT by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, Democrats believe every day is April 15th.for corruptiion)
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To: george76

Once again The Bee crosses the line.......into REALITY. 😏


6 posted on 05/15/2023 7:29:41 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: george76

It would be funny, if it wasn’t true.


7 posted on 05/15/2023 7:41:35 AM PDT by Go Gordon
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To: Vaduz
The damage will continue to get done no matter what Joe Diddler does. He has no idea what his handlers are doing. They tell him where to go and what to say. It's the only way a derelict can function in that environment. He would never be in this position if we had a real media. His dementia corruption and abuse of children would have been exposed instead of hidden by the corrupt media.
8 posted on 05/15/2023 7:42:42 AM PDT by Rdct29 (The Democrats Are The New Nazi Party )
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To: george76

Meanwhile the press continues to ignore what is right in front of them, a demented person as President who is literally incapable of handling unscripted press questions.


9 posted on 05/15/2023 7:44:12 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: Rdct29

He has no idea what his handlers are doing.

Agree the party leaders keep a tight leash on him at all times he get his 3x5 instruction card daily.

Jill explains it to him for an hour before the speech.


10 posted on 05/15/2023 7:58:13 AM PDT by Vaduz (....)
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To: george76

Looking at what’s happening to USA and Americans, Would we really want him to work more?


11 posted on 05/15/2023 8:16:51 AM PDT by faithhopecharity (“Politicians are not born. They're excreted.” Marcus Tillius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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To: Vaduz

rectumosis, worst case the doctor’s ee.r seen,since....


12 posted on 05/15/2023 8:23:19 AM PDT by Boowhoknew (BooWhoKnew)
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To: george76

Poor baby !!!


13 posted on 05/15/2023 8:34:49 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: Boowhoknew

Yep


14 posted on 05/15/2023 8:46:00 AM PDT by Vaduz (....)
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To: george76

Love the Bee...thanks for the laugh...


15 posted on 05/15/2023 8:58:00 AM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (Guns don't kill people, LIBERALS DO!! Support the Second Amendment...)
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To: Jane Long

Arm yourselves.

All military-aged males.

Protect your family and property, because the government is not interested in the slightest.


16 posted on 05/15/2023 9:40:21 AM PDT by cld51860 (We’re doomed.)
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To: cld51860

Yes. Not a one in that crowd who looked female.

(I wonder how many ‘trans’ people are in these groups; and if there are trans women, are they being housed with actual women?)


17 posted on 05/15/2023 10:47:17 AM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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