Posted on 03/27/2023 6:38:35 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
MARION COUNTY, Fla. — A Florida man is facing domestic violence charges after allegedly slapping a woman in the face with a slice of pizza.
Marion County deputies responded to a home after receiving a 911 hang-up call and possible domestic disturbance, as per Click Orlando.
When they arrived, they met with 39-year-old Ortelio Lazaro Alfonso outside the home. According to a probable cause affidavit, Alfonso said he got into a verbal argument with a woman.
When deputies spoke to the woman, she told them Alfonso slapped her on the left side of her face with a slice of pizza “after an altercation over disciplining,” Click Orlando reported.
Pizza sauce covered the front of the woman’s shirt, as well as on the collar and on the back of her shirt, the Marion County Sheriff’s Office said in the arrest report. Moreover, she even had pizza remnants in her hair and ear area.
When deputies entered the home, they found pizza sauce on the walls and ceiling.
Alfonso said he threw the slice of pizza at the woman but did not place his hands on her.
He was immediately arrested for simple battery domestic violence and was brought to the Marion County Jail.
Breaking Bad
Jeez just don’t cohab with women.
This is a funny thread. Clever posts.
That certainly beats the stupidity of the reasons I ever went to jail for . . .
Funny thing is they weren’t even going for that exact thing to happen.
Thank you, Ma’am.
:^)
This is the good, old-fashioned Florida Man that I miss.
Best pizza story ever....In the ‘50s the Yankees were on the bus going to the hotel. It was decided to order pizza. Yogi Berra was asked if he wanted it cut in 4 slices or 8. He replied better give me 8 .....I’m starved
Dude needs to be red flagged and banned from Pizza Hut.
Ban Assult Pizzas!😄😄
People run down Florida Man but he keeps busy by constantly doing things almost all of us would never do once in our lifetimes. He usually ends up on the wrong side of the law but what’s life without risks? Let’s all hope that he’ll settle down someday where he can enjoy some pizza quiet.
I hope Florida Man can retire soon to, where else, Florida.
I once had a girlfriend who threw my ham sandwich at me. Those Italian girls need more finesse and skill than I had. I did well to find a nice Dutch-Canadian.
“She’s my figlia!”
SLAP
“She’s my sorella”
SLAP
Lends new meaning to the term “pizza face”.
At least she did not get cornobbled like the guy inn post #12.
Was it ham and pineapple? I sure hope not. I love that stuff heh. It’d be a waste.
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