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Florida man slaps woman with slice of pizza during argument
NBC 2 News ^
| March 27, 2023
| Victoria Costa
Posted on 03/27/2023 6:38:35 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
MARION COUNTY, Fla. — A Florida man is facing domestic violence charges after allegedly slapping a woman in the face with a slice of pizza.
Marion County deputies responded to a home after receiving a 911 hang-up call and possible domestic disturbance, as per Click Orlando.
When they arrived, they met with 39-year-old Ortelio Lazaro Alfonso outside the home. According to a probable cause affidavit, Alfonso said he got into a verbal argument with a woman.
When deputies spoke to the woman, she told them Alfonso slapped her on the left side of her face with a slice of pizza “after an altercation over disciplining,” Click Orlando reported.
Pizza sauce covered the front of the woman’s shirt, as well as on the collar and on the back of her shirt, the Marion County Sheriff’s Office said in the arrest report. Moreover, she even had pizza remnants in her hair and ear area.
When deputies entered the home, they found pizza sauce on the walls and ceiling.
Alfonso said he threw the slice of pizza at the woman but did not place his hands on her.
He was immediately arrested for simple battery domestic violence and was brought to the Marion County Jail.
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
When you get hit on the eye with a piece ‘a pizza pie...
THAT’S AMORE
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posted on
03/27/2023 6:41:45 PM PDT
by
Fido969
(45 is Superman! Assumed that rates would go down, or wouldn't go higher.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Was he charged with Assault with a Delicious Weapon?
3
posted on
03/27/2023 6:42:18 PM PDT
by
Apparatchik
(If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away - Jim IgnatowskD)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
“When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s Amore...” (Dean Martin)
4
posted on
03/27/2023 6:42:26 PM PDT
by
Gnome1949
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
More anti Italian propaganda.
5
posted on
03/27/2023 6:42:44 PM PDT
by
Williams
(Stop Tolerating The Intolerant)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Are food fights illegal?
Was it an assault pizza? How many slices did it have?
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Sensible pizza control is all I’m asking for.
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posted on
03/27/2023 6:45:26 PM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(“You want it one way, but it's the other way”)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The only solution....Outlaw Pizza...
8
posted on
03/27/2023 6:47:33 PM PDT
by
Sacajaweau
( )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
9
posted on
03/27/2023 6:48:10 PM PDT
by
moovova
("The NEXT election is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
A variant to the Chicago style pizza vs. New York style pizza culture war.
10
posted on
03/27/2023 6:48:19 PM PDT
by
ConservativeStatement
(“I’m not interested in things that don’t concern me." Don Corleone)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Unrelated but what a great pizza GIF this is.
Got it right on the first take, I believe.
11
posted on
03/27/2023 6:49:55 PM PDT
by
SamAdams76
(5,016,040 Truth | 87,429,920 Twitter)
To: SamAdams76
Pizza was intentionally not sliced for that to work.
Anyway, pizza is better than fish.
To: Williams
I bet she was mad ‘cause it had peas. /s
13
posted on
03/27/2023 7:05:58 PM PDT
by
logi_cal869
(-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
To: moovova
Better question:
If it was bad enough to throw away on a battery charge, whose pizza?
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posted on
03/27/2023 7:07:45 PM PDT
by
logi_cal869
(-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
"she told them Alfonso slapped her on the left side of her face with a slice of pizza “after an altercation over disciplining,” Click Orlando reported.
Pizza sauce covered the front of the woman’s shirt, as well as on the collar and on the back of her shirt, the Marion County Sheriff’s Office said in the arrest report. Moreover, she even had pizza remnants in her hair and ear area.
When deputies entered the home, they found pizza sauce on the walls and ceiling.
Alfonso said he threw the slice of pizza at the woman but did not place his hands on her.
He was immediately arrested for simple battery domestic violence and was brought to the Marion County Jail.
.
Pizza.
Good Grief.
I wonder what Cagney would have gotten?
Ten years?
.
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posted on
03/27/2023 7:14:27 PM PDT
by
TLI
(ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I guess that makes her officially a pizza face.
16
posted on
03/27/2023 7:16:50 PM PDT
by
FLT-bird
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
What do you want on your Tombstone?
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posted on
03/27/2023 7:19:11 PM PDT
by
Governor Dinwiddie
(LORD, grant thy people grace to withstand the temptations of the world, the flesh, and the devil.)
To: SamAdams76
What is happening here? Never seen this clip before. Is it from a TV series?
18
posted on
03/27/2023 7:19:18 PM PDT
by
nwrep
To: FLT-bird
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posted on
03/27/2023 7:22:24 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Good gluten development in that crust (NY style pizza).
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posted on
03/27/2023 7:23:32 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(Pronouns: Me/myself/& I)
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