Posted on 03/22/2023 2:43:49 PM PDT by servo1969
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a press conference held in support of Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg yesterday, Democrats vowed to arrest as many political opponents as it would take to defeat fascism.
"Fascism is a clear and present danger in this country," began Senator Chuck Schumer, "and the only way to defeat it is with a corrupt, all-powerful police state that can imprison anyone who disagrees with us politically. If we don't do this, fascism will win."
"No one is above the law," agreed House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. "Using campaign funds improperly to pay off someone you slept with is the height of fascistic evil, and something no politician in Washington has ever done before. I've certainly never done anything like that. Don't be silly!"
Already, Democrat leaders are calling for the immediate arrests of dangerous fascists such as Trump, anyone who worked with him, and every American who ever expressed support for him. "These undesirables could implement horrible fascism at any time, so we need a final solution for them," said Schumer.
At those words, an enthusiastic crowd of anti-fascist warriors cheered and fired guns into the air.
At publishing time, former President Trump was still at large. Authorities have advised he is armed and extremely dangerous in addition to being fascist. Anyone caught collaborating with him will be subject to imprisonment.
That headline really isn’t a parody. Dems really say things like this and think like this.
Hearty applause — well done, Bee.
And censor as much free speech as possible to save “democracy”
It’s getting harder and harder to not get trolled by a Babylon Bee headline…
Yeah, this isn’t satire. TheBee is slipping
Babylon bee for emperor!!
Because they are demonic.
This is what they really want so it isn’t really satire.
Prevent free and valid elections to ‘save democracy’
It’s the libtard way
So be aqs Fascist as it takes to eliminate opponents under the guise of stopping fascism. Sounds about right for the demon rat mind.
Lollolol
I gotta sign up and support these guys
They deserve my $$
So true, and if not arrest them, try to silence them by prosecuting free speech and threatening livelihoods for using the wrong words or expressing an “unapproved”
opinion.
Another 1000 lined up for arrest just recently!
“Democrats Vow To Arrest As Many Political Opponents As It Takes To Defeat Fascism”
Better than electing RINOs who won’t support us when it comes Ethanol Subsidies.
“Democrats Vow To Arrest As Many Political Opponents As It Takes To Defeat Fascism”
>>>>>>
Well... that’s exactly what Putin does to his adversaries. He calls all his adversaries as “nazis”, and they are all sent to prison... if not poisoned... Many fall out of windows too... accidents...
So, are the Democrats inspired by Putin?
Lets hope not.
I think it’s the other way around, Putin is inspired by the Democrats.
Kind of a new spin on “Beatings will continue until morale improves.”
Agree, they really do think like that.
Thought it was satire for a minute.
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