Posted on 03/11/2023 8:15:25 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
PALM BEACH, Fla. — Worth Avenue, in ritzy Palm Beach, touts itself as an “enchanting resort destination.” People dining and strolling through the boutique shops in the South Florida town were certainly not prepared to see a naked man walking down the street on Wednesday.
That was out of this world. And according to the Palm Beach Police Department, Jason Smith, 44, allegedly claimed that he was from “a different earth.”
Smith was charged with indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, and resisting arrest, according to Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office online booking records.
Police said that an employee from the Tab-oo restaurant on Worth Avenue called police on Wednesday and reported that a naked man had just walked past the restaurant in view of the customers, WPEC-TV reported.
Police arrived at the scene and approached Smith, who allegedly said he did not know where he had left his clothes, according to the television station.
Smith was arrested and taken to the police station, where he initially refused to give his name and date of birth, WPBF-TV reported.
He also allegedly told officers that he did not have a Social Security number or identification, according to the television station.
According to an arrest report, Smith allegedly told police that he resided on a different earth, WPEC reported.
He later told police he lived in West Palm Beach.
That is where Smith currently resides, as he was booked into the Palm Beach County Jail early Thursday, according to online booking records. Bail was set at $1,000.
His name must be Walter Bishop...
Is he looking for Sarah Conner?
“A Different Earth? Isn’t that the name of this new Spa on Johnson Ave.? The one that advertises;
“Swim With The Tadpoles!”..So you work there?” //
“Not prepared to see a naked man walking down the street on Wednesday”
Now Thursday, that would have been ok.
Did he have a two way ticket?
Just askin’.
I’ve had moments that I thought this ain’t my planet, I was born on a different planet in a different universe. I just didn’t get nekkid and voice it to cops. It’s always been kind of a reflection as life moves on. When I’ve had these thoughts, I’ve found a quiet place to reflect about it over a cold beer or two. Then jumped up hollered WTF and then went to sleep, hoping to wake up back on good old Mother Earth. 😜
Maybe he meant counter-earth, so he’s from Gor. Probably looking for his slave girl.
Excellent question
Planet Meth.
Not a great story. In the Terminator they don’t lose their memory in the time jump.
There is no great story of a guy doing drugs and believing he’s from another earth, but can’t remember details that he should still know. If he did a jump from an alternate earth.
“The Stoners Time Jump” ain’t a great scifi feature.
“Different Earth”??
I thought NYC qualified for that.
“ Jason Smith, 44, allegedly claimed that he was from a different earth.”
I’ll wager they already guessed that.
He must have swapped places with the Jason Smith from our earth who is now fully clothed on a planet where everyone goes naked. No telling what trouble he’s in on the other planet.
https://www.whio.com/news/trending/naked-florida-man-tells-police-he-is-different-earth/6K4JHSAOO5HINL3VLNRLNJJI7I/
Drugs are a terrible thing
I thought it was Democrat politician Gillum drunk again.
The question is...can we send him back, and keep the door open long enough to push around 500,000 other folks into the ‘other’ world?
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