Chelsea Handler Confessed She Didn't Know The Sun And The Moon Weren’t The Same Until She Was 40 And She Was So Serious

Buzzfeed via Yahoo ^ | January 14, 2023

[grundle]

While appearing on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, Chelsea confessed how she always thought the sun and the moon were the same.

“I didn’t know until I was 40 years old that the sun and the moon were not the same thing," Chelsea, 47, admitted. “My older sister Simone looked up at the sky and she said, ‘Chelsea, Chelsea, look up. It’s not often you get to see the sun and the moon at the same time.'"

Chelsea responded, “But they’re always together," before embarrassingly elaborating that she "just assumed when the sun went down, it popped back up as the moon."

[Salamander]

Almost as if Someone planned it that way

[grey_whiskers]

Smarter Than You™

[TChad]

[LibWhacker]

Thanks,from now on I’ll know a Chelsea Handler and a village idiot is the same thing.

[Magnum44]

This sounds consistent with flat earth theory. It’s the space turtles job to douse and relight the sun/moon.

[rbg81]

Wow indeed. I would definitely keep something like that to myself. Of course, I have also understood the difference between the sun and the moon for as long as I can remember.

[gundog]

I think that Cher believed it, too. That, and that Mt. Rushmore was s natural phenomenon.

[frank ballenger]

They were, weren’t they?🤪

At least the first one.🌎🚀
🎥🎞️📽️🎬🌎🔭📡🌑 🌒 🌓 🌔 🌕🪂📺

[drSteve78]

Evidently has the IQ of a turnip.

[drSteve78]

Rule #39

Ditto

[John Milner]

No, but that’s why they had to land at night. They would have burned up otherwise. Duh!

[FlingWingFlyer]

I don’t know much about this bimbo’s claim to fame but I do know that she’s does and says a lot of really dumb things. I don’t think not knowing the difference between the sun and the moon is her only problem.

[gundog]

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2022/11/10/chelsea-handler-insults-georgians-who-voted-for-herschel-walker-voting-for-him-is-like-voting-for-hamburger/

[Telepathic Intruder]

"It’s not often you get to see the sun and the moon at the same time."

Only about half the time. The sister ranks just below Chelsea in brilliance.

[Brooklyn Attitude]

If this was known sooner Biden would have appointed her to be the head of NASA.

[TChad]

Almost like the flames get doused, only to get relit.

On the west coast, every evening the sun sets into the ocean...

[Harpotoo]

As stupid as she/it is I don’t believe a word of it.

[JSM_Liberty]

My wife records the tonight show so I occasionally catch his if it when she watches. I did see this interview, I assumed that it was a comedy bit.

[higgmeister]

It’s so amazing that the most arrogant and overbearing of people, those who feel they have to right to tell everyone else how to live, always turn out to be uneducated idiots. They may have college degrees but never actually learned anything.

The proper term is "educated idiots."

My Mother told the story of little Jimmy who lived a few doors down in the 1930's and 1940's.   He was slow and had to stay home when all of the other children went to school.   One day Mrs. G. had to leave the house to do a very important errand, but there as an apple tree in the front yard with a very large prized apple on it that the family had been anxiously awaiting it getting as big as possible before they would pick it.   So, before she left, Mrs. G told Jimmy, don't you dare pick that prized apple from that tree.

When the family got home that afternoon they found an apple core hanging on the tree.

It's "mother wit" that "educated idiots" lack.

[HandyDandy]

Chelsea and her sister were locked up in the loony bin. Chelsea’s sister says, “I know how we can get out! I’ll shine a flashlight down to the ground and you crawl down the beam!” Chelsea replied, “What? Do you think, I’m stupid? You’ll probably turn it off when I’m halfway down!!”