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Chelsea Handler Confessed She Didn't Know The Sun And The Moon Weren’t The Same Until She Was 40 And She Was So Serious
Buzzfeed via Yahoo ^ | January 14, 2023

Posted on 01/15/2023 1:38:40 PM PST by grundle

While appearing on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, Chelsea confessed how she always thought the sun and the moon were the same.

“I didn’t know until I was 40 years old that the sun and the moon were not the same thing," Chelsea, 47, admitted. “My older sister Simone looked up at the sky and she said, ‘Chelsea, Chelsea, look up. It’s not often you get to see the sun and the moon at the same time.'"

Chelsea responded, “But they’re always together," before embarrassingly elaborating that she "just assumed when the sun went down, it popped back up as the moon."

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1 posted on 01/15/2023 1:38:40 PM PST by grundle
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To: grundle

Wow


2 posted on 01/15/2023 1:39:55 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: grundle

I don’t think anyone (other than The Left) confused Chelsea with a genius.


3 posted on 01/15/2023 1:41:25 PM PST by Kaiser8408a (z)
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To: grundle

Why is this ignorant hag famous?


4 posted on 01/15/2023 1:43:17 PM PST by military cop (I carry a .45....cause they don't make a .46....)
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To: grundle

That’s actually quite rich.

Almost like the flames get doused, only to get relit.

An alternative solar system somebody could write an interesting novel about.


5 posted on 01/15/2023 1:43:22 PM PST by one guy in new jersey
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To: grundle

One true oddity is the apparent size of the Sun and Moon are nearly identical as viewed from Earth. Not true of other planets.

New Scientist said in 2009:
It is all thanks to a striking coincidence. The sun is about 400 times as wide as the moon, but it is also 400 times further away. The two therefore look the same size in the sky – a unique situation ....


6 posted on 01/15/2023 1:44:20 PM PST by frank ballenger (You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
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To: grundle

If I knew who Chelsea Handler was I might find this disturbing.


7 posted on 01/15/2023 1:44:38 PM PST by Gay State Conservative (No Doubt Now: Stolen Election)
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To: grundle

Well, she’s an idiot so...


8 posted on 01/15/2023 1:45:01 PM PST by Delta 21 (MAGA Republican is my pronoun.)
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To: grundle
Reminds me of the famous qvc clip:


9 posted on 01/15/2023 1:45:12 PM PST by Theoria
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To: grundle

And allowed to vote?


10 posted on 01/15/2023 1:45:43 PM PST by Recompennation (Don’t blame me my vote didn’t count !)
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To: frank ballenger

Which makes solar eclipses possible. It is an amazing coincidence.


11 posted on 01/15/2023 1:47:00 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom (Once you get people to believe that a plural pronoun is singular, they'll believe anything - nicollo)
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To: grundle

I dont believe that.


12 posted on 01/15/2023 1:47:02 PM PST by Jonny7797
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To: grundle

This just in: Chelsea Handler is a moron.


13 posted on 01/15/2023 1:47:07 PM PST by alstewartfan ("She looks like she's 19 years old, sitting there like a lady with her legs crossed." Creepy Joe)
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To: grundle

This just in: President Biden appoints Chelsea Handler to chair the President’s Council of Advisors on Science and Technology.

Dr. Jill is miffed that she didn’t get the job, but she’ll get over it.


14 posted on 01/15/2023 1:48:19 PM PST by Leaning Right (The steal is real.)
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To: grundle

It’s so amazing that the most arrogant and overbearing of people, those who feel they have to right to tell everyone else how to live, always turn out to be uneducated idiots. They may have college degrees but never actually learned anything.


15 posted on 01/15/2023 1:48:20 PM PST by Seruzawa ("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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To: grundle

This is a good example of why a poll tax should be legislated. The poll tax being, the ability of at least comprehending basic understanding. Some type of evaluation beyond having an ability to pin the tail on the donkey every 2 years.


16 posted on 01/15/2023 1:48:54 PM PST by patriot torch
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To: grundle

Science.


17 posted on 01/15/2023 1:49:29 PM PST by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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To: grundle

That same article says she will not ever have kids so we can breathe a sigh of relief. Humanity is a tiny bit safer.


18 posted on 01/15/2023 1:49:49 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Difference between a cow and the US Capitol 1/6 "riot:" you can only milk a cow 3 times a day)
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To: grundle

Severely Stupid


19 posted on 01/15/2023 1:50:05 PM PST by JonPreston
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To: grundle

Please this has to be a joke she thought would be funny. You can’t be that stupid. Even a wolf somewhere in the Canadian wilderness howls at the moon, not the sun.


20 posted on 01/15/2023 1:50:08 PM PST by packagingguy
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