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Beto O'Rourke Concedes Defeat (Satire)
11/9/22 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 11/09/2022 12:33:42 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet

Beto O'Rourke (aka El Puta Politico) today conceded defeat to Governor Abbott of Texas. As a failed candidate again, Beto may have to take some action to improve his elective chances.

Beto is considering a move to either Pa. or Ma. Pa. has shown that you can achieve elective office even if you are brain damaged which Beto could qualify. But a better chance would be in Ma. where, he as a fake Mexican, could stand an excellent chance of achieving elective office and score a position in a Neo-fascist law college, such as Harvard, to tide him over until the 2024 election cycle. He has already lined up millions for his next failed campaign.

In related news, Stacy Abrams is turning down her newly won re-election as Governor of Georgia to seek a business opportunity. She, Whoopi Goldberg, Liz Cheney and Amy Schumer are launching their new business venture "Affordable Bovine Fashions". Stacy expects that her and her partner's popularity and personalities will guarantee their business success.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 11/09/2022 12:33:42 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Day is getting better.


2 posted on 11/09/2022 12:34:45 PM PST by cowboyusa (America Cowboy up! )
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Maybe now he can challenge grandpa Xiden.


3 posted on 11/09/2022 12:34:48 PM PST by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as. )
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To: RetiredTexasVet

BETO/STACY 2024


4 posted on 11/09/2022 12:38:28 PM PST by kempster (w President of all time.)
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To: kempster

The Jack Spratt and Wife ticket!


5 posted on 11/09/2022 12:39:06 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Army Air Corps

Honestly this guy just floats through life parroting liberal platitudes and idiots from Austin throw cash at him.


6 posted on 11/09/2022 12:42:58 PM PST by DarrellZero
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Great News - Beto has agreed to run in 2024 - IN ILLINOIS!

Looks like another Dem state will turn red.


7 posted on 11/09/2022 1:34:31 PM PST by MMusson
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To: RetiredTexasVet
How much is this a$$hole worth now?
Two failed governor runs and a failed senate run, and now he gets to keep what's left of his warchest?

Sheeesh.

8 posted on 11/09/2022 3:33:09 PM PST by grobdriver (The CDC can KMA!)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I voted against his ass every opportunity, now it is his time to be Newsome’s new boyfriend!


9 posted on 11/09/2022 3:52:55 PM PST by longhorn too
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