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Stacey Abrams Announces That With A Heavy Heart She Will Succeed Elizabeth II As Queen
babylonbee.com ^ | 9/8/2022 | staff

Posted on 09/08/2022 1:01:45 PM PDT by bitt

ATLANTA, GA — Rightful Governor of Georgia Stacey Abrams announced that she will succeed Elizabeth II as the Queen of England only moments after the announcement of the Queen's death.

"It is with a heavy heart that I accept my new responsibility as England's new Queen," said Abrams solemnly. "They say 'heavy is the head that wears the crown,' but my head was already heavy, so I'm used to it."

Members of Parliament and Prime Minister Liz Truss joined in celebrating Queen Elizabeth's life and the heralding of a new, more diverse royal family. "We always thought of Stacey Abrams as true royalty," said PM Truss. "It's high time for a woman of color to wear the crown of England."

With that, Parliament joined in a rousing chant of "YAAAASS QUEEN" and threw their powdered wigs in the air.

Queen Abrams' coronation is scheduled for next Tuesday.


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To: bitt

Hank Johnson has warned that this could cause the U.K. To capsize.


21 posted on 09/08/2022 1:23:49 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: bitt

Stacy Abrams reminds me more of Henry the VIII when he formed his own religion and divorced his wife and proclaimed “off with their head”


22 posted on 09/08/2022 1:24:52 PM PDT by srmanuel (C)
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To: bitt

Fat ugly stupid idiot is America’s problem.


23 posted on 09/08/2022 1:30:31 PM PDT by Bullish (Rot'sa Ruck America. )
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To: Telepathic Intruder; bitt; plain talk; HKMk23


24 posted on 09/08/2022 1:31:43 PM PDT by 4Liberty (On Jan 6th: Trump’s OWN F.B.I. plotted against him.)
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To: bitt

the only thing Stacey Abrams will succeed is the michelin man!


25 posted on 09/08/2022 2:00:44 PM PDT by TexasFreeper2009
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To: bitt

Funny.


26 posted on 09/08/2022 2:01:42 PM PDT by TBP (Decent people cannot fathom the amoral cruelty of the Biden regime.)
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To: bitt

Baby got back. In front.


27 posted on 09/08/2022 2:06:29 PM PDT by Gman
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To: bitt

I know this is The Bee, but I see this as a huge win for the United States if this were true. Ship her over there and let the Brits deal with her.


28 posted on 09/08/2022 2:19:31 PM PDT by Antihero101607
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To: Antihero101607

OMG I would NEVER want to dump her ass on Nigel Firage he has enough to deal with!!


29 posted on 09/08/2022 2:21:22 PM PDT by Trump Girl Kit Cat (Yosemite Sam raising hell)
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To: bitt

I thought she was President of Earth. Didn’t Star Trek confirm that?


30 posted on 09/08/2022 2:25:34 PM PDT by Nateman (If Mohammad was not the Anti Christ he definitely comes in as a strong second..)
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To: bitt

😂Thanks, bitt


31 posted on 09/08/2022 2:31:10 PM PDT by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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To: bitt

excellent Bee!


32 posted on 09/08/2022 2:37:38 PM PDT by ronniesgal (a change would do you good .so would a telethon.)
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To: bitt

Lordy how I live The Bee


33 posted on 09/08/2022 2:42:11 PM PDT by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds )
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To: Telepathic Intruder
Below is a sample of his gifted insight on world problems!


34 posted on 09/08/2022 2:45:33 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (Anyone, who can make you believe in absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.!" ~ (Voltaire)!!)
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To: Grampa Dave

Yeah, he tried to explain later that he was actually referring to the economy. Right. Since when do democrats care about the economy, other than when raping it (metaphorically. With Clinton that might be literal).


35 posted on 09/08/2022 3:03:10 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: Brookhaven

I was thinking she’ll have to fight Hillary Clinton, who’s next in line ‘cuz she got passed over for her last coronation.


36 posted on 09/08/2022 3:18:30 PM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: Gman

Ouch!!


37 posted on 09/08/2022 4:25:29 PM PDT by Redcitizen
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To: bitt

What about King Ralph, is he not the real heir????????


38 posted on 09/08/2022 4:27:45 PM PDT by Captain Peter Blood
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To: Captain Peter Blood
What about King Ralph, is he not the real heir????????

No, I thought that Pascal Sauvage was next in line ...

Tip of the hat to "Johnny English"

39 posted on 09/08/2022 4:36:56 PM PDT by BlueLancer (Orchides Forum Trahite - Cordes Et Mentes Veniant)
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To: SES1066

“So ... a death cage match between her and Charles?”

She would eat him alive.


40 posted on 09/08/2022 4:47:41 PM PDT by ModelBreaker
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