Posted on 09/08/2022 1:01:45 PM PDT by bitt
ATLANTA, GA — Rightful Governor of Georgia Stacey Abrams announced that she will succeed Elizabeth II as the Queen of England only moments after the announcement of the Queen's death.
"It is with a heavy heart that I accept my new responsibility as England's new Queen," said Abrams solemnly. "They say 'heavy is the head that wears the crown,' but my head was already heavy, so I'm used to it."
Members of Parliament and Prime Minister Liz Truss joined in celebrating Queen Elizabeth's life and the heralding of a new, more diverse royal family. "We always thought of Stacey Abrams as true royalty," said PM Truss. "It's high time for a woman of color to wear the crown of England."
With that, Parliament joined in a rousing chant of "YAAAASS QUEEN" and threw their powdered wigs in the air.
Queen Abrams' coronation is scheduled for next Tuesday.
Hank Johnson has warned that this could cause the U.K. To capsize.
Stacy Abrams reminds me more of Henry the VIII when he formed his own religion and divorced his wife and proclaimed “off with their head”
Fat ugly stupid idiot is America’s problem.
the only thing Stacey Abrams will succeed is the michelin man!
Funny.
Baby got back. In front.
I know this is The Bee, but I see this as a huge win for the United States if this were true. Ship her over there and let the Brits deal with her.
OMG I would NEVER want to dump her ass on Nigel Firage he has enough to deal with!!
I thought she was President of Earth. Didn’t Star Trek confirm that?
😂Thanks, bitt
excellent Bee!
Lordy how I live The Bee
Yeah, he tried to explain later that he was actually referring to the economy. Right. Since when do democrats care about the economy, other than when raping it (metaphorically. With Clinton that might be literal).
I was thinking she’ll have to fight Hillary Clinton, who’s next in line ‘cuz she got passed over for her last coronation.
Ouch!!
What about King Ralph, is he not the real heir????????
No, I thought that Pascal Sauvage was next in line ...
Tip of the hat to "Johnny English"
“So ... a death cage match between her and Charles?”
She would eat him alive.
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