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Stacey Abrams Announces That With A Heavy Heart She Will Succeed Elizabeth II As Queen
babylonbee.com ^
| 9/8/2022
| staff
Posted on 09/08/2022 1:01:45 PM PDT by bitt
ATLANTA, GA — Rightful Governor of Georgia Stacey Abrams announced that she will succeed Elizabeth II as the Queen of England only moments after the announcement of the Queen's death.
"It is with a heavy heart that I accept my new responsibility as England's new Queen," said Abrams solemnly. "They say 'heavy is the head that wears the crown,' but my head was already heavy, so I'm used to it."
Members of Parliament and Prime Minister Liz Truss joined in celebrating Queen Elizabeth's life and the heralding of a new, more diverse royal family. "We always thought of Stacey Abrams as true royalty," said PM Truss. "It's high time for a woman of color to wear the crown of England."
With that, Parliament joined in a rousing chant of "YAAAASS QUEEN" and threw their powdered wigs in the air.
Queen Abrams' coronation is scheduled for next Tuesday.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; staceyabrams
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posted on
09/08/2022 1:01:45 PM PDT
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bitt
To: bitt
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posted on
09/08/2022 1:02:41 PM PDT
by
Levy78
(Reject modernity, embrace tradition. )
To: null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; Kale; AZ .44 MAG; Baynative; bgill; bitt; ...
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posted on
09/08/2022 1:02:43 PM PDT
by
bitt
( <img src=' 'width=50%> )
To: bitt
The Babylon Bee puts a smile on me.
5.56mm
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posted on
09/08/2022 1:03:12 PM PDT
by
M Kehoe
(Quid Pro Joe and the Ho got to go.)
To: bitt
I pity the sedan chair bearers
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posted on
09/08/2022 1:03:28 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: bitt
The Bee or NOT the Bee. That is the question.
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posted on
09/08/2022 1:03:37 PM PDT
by
fwdude
(Racism is not dead, but it is on life support - kept alive by politicians….” — Thomas Sowell)
To: bitt
Heavy heart, heavy arse, heavy thighs...
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posted on
09/08/2022 1:03:42 PM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
To: bitt
She should take the name Victoria II.
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posted on
09/08/2022 1:04:11 PM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
(What was 35% of the Rep. Party is now 85%. And it’s too late to turn back—Mac Stipanovich )
To: bitt
To: bitt
“They say ‘heavy is the head that wears the crown,’ but my head was already heavy, so I’m used to it.”
LOL! Who else could come up with this stuff. Brilliant!
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posted on
09/08/2022 1:05:10 PM PDT
by
fwdude
(Racism is not dead, but it is on life support - kept alive by politicians….” — Thomas Sowell)
To: fwdude
Who else would dare print this stuff?
To: fwdude
Queens Stacy I, II, III, and IV, wrapped up in a large package.
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posted on
09/08/2022 1:09:00 PM PDT
by
Colt1851Navy
(What was wrong with Nixon?)
To: Dr. Sivana
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posted on
09/08/2022 1:09:22 PM PDT
by
gundog
( It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: bitt
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posted on
09/08/2022 1:11:01 PM PDT
by
boycott
To: bitt
She'll have to fight Meghan Markle for it.
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posted on
09/08/2022 1:11:36 PM PDT
by
Brookhaven
(Ted Cruz said Jan. 6 was terrorism; don't forget that the next time you vote.)
To: bitt
Stacey Abrams takes Queens seat in UK, UK sinks beneath the waves.
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posted on
09/08/2022 1:13:37 PM PDT
by
PIF
(They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
To: All
I don’t think Chuck is going to trade his horse for a hippo.
To: bitt
So ... a death cage match between her and Charles? Is the Monarch the winner or the loser? Important because if it is the loser then Charles is the winner, right?
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posted on
09/08/2022 1:17:50 PM PDT
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SES1066
(More & more it looks like Brandon's best decision was Kamala! UGH!)
To: PIF
Paging Hank Johnson! Island tip over alert!
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posted on
09/08/2022 1:21:02 PM PDT
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xp38
To: bitt
She can no do that!
De islan can no bear her weight! She break it off!
It gonna tip ovah an sink in de Atlantic iffa she go ovah deah.
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posted on
09/08/2022 1:22:01 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(https://youtu.be/LTseTg48568)
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