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Manhattan Renamed (Satire)
NorseWood

Posted on 08/22/2022 7:20:32 AM PDT by NorseWood

It was just announced that Kathy Hochul has an amendment to New York's Senate Bill 536 to bring the name of Manhattan into the new era of wokeness. It will sense forth be known simply as Hattan, so that the woke generation won't feel endangered by the "Man" reference.


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To: NorseWood

Manhattan is an Indian name.


41 posted on 08/22/2022 8:02:38 AM PDT by laplata (They want each crisis to take the greatest toll possible.)
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To: dfwgator

Manhattan is an Indian name.


42 posted on 08/22/2022 8:03:26 AM PDT by laplata (They want each crisis to take the greatest toll possible.)
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To: NorseWood

First, we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin!


43 posted on 08/22/2022 8:04:47 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Dilbert San Diego

Can we change ‘WOMAN’ to ‘WOE’, or 304 (304 = HOE or garden tool)?


44 posted on 08/22/2022 8:10:08 AM PDT by Tahoe3002 (Yes, indeed!)
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To: NorseWood

Link? This is not and I’m guessing you are being sarcastic. She’s a nut, but nobody is renaming Manhattan to Hattan.


45 posted on 08/22/2022 8:18:30 AM PDT by usafa92 (Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States of America!)
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To: NorseWood

“It was just announced that Kathy Hochul has an amendment to New York’s Senate Bill 536 to bring the name of Manhattan into the new era of wokeness. It will sense forth be known simply as Hattan, so that the woke generation won’t feel endangered by the “Man” reference.”

This has to be a joke. No way a NY governor would seriously propose this. Then again she is a DemocRAT.


46 posted on 08/22/2022 8:26:12 AM PDT by Brooklyn Attitude (I went to bed on November 3rd 2020 and woke up in 1984.)
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To: goldbux
Hochul is a woperone.
Hochul is a wothey.
Hochul is a wo.
47 posted on 08/22/2022 8:35:27 AM PDT by goldbux (“The whole world is a very narrow bridge. The main thing is to have no fear at all.” -- Nachman)
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To: laplata
"Manhattan is an Indian name."

From manahatta

48 posted on 08/22/2022 8:37:09 AM PDT by goldbux (“The whole world is a very narrow bridge. The main thing is to have no fear at all.” -- Nachman)
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To: BitWielder1
Woman >> Wo

You meant "Woe" didn't you?

49 posted on 08/22/2022 8:58:25 AM PDT by FroggyTheGremlim (I'll be good, I will, I will!)
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To: BitWielder1
Woman >> Wo


50 posted on 08/22/2022 8:59:20 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: NorseWood

Trans-hattan?


51 posted on 08/22/2022 10:05:31 AM PDT by Honest Nigerian
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To: NorseWood

The ‘Manhattan Project’ name will not be changed since it names the guilty, I suppose?


52 posted on 08/22/2022 10:50:35 AM PDT by HangThemHigh (Entropy is not what it used to be.)
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To: goldbux

Yes.


53 posted on 08/22/2022 11:26:27 AM PDT by laplata (They want each crisis to take the greatest toll possible.)
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To: dfwgator

LOL!! That’s a good one.


54 posted on 08/22/2022 11:27:49 AM PDT by laplata (They want each crisis to take the greatest toll possible.)
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To: NorseWood

Theyhattan. Personhattan, Humankindhattan, Herhattan, Shehattan, where they have Personholes in the streets.


55 posted on 08/22/2022 11:31:05 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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To: N. Theknow
Theyhattan. Personhattan, Humankindhattan, Herhattan, Shehattan

Madhattan

56 posted on 08/22/2022 11:33:07 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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