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Manhattan Renamed (Satire)
NorseWood
Posted on 08/22/2022 7:20:32 AM PDT by NorseWood
It was just announced that Kathy Hochul has an amendment to New York's Senate Bill 536 to bring the name of Manhattan into the new era of wokeness. It will sense forth be known simply as Hattan, so that the woke generation won't feel endangered by the "Man" reference.
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To: NorseWood
Manhattan is an Indian name.
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posted on
08/22/2022 8:02:38 AM PDT
by
laplata
(They want each crisis to take the greatest toll possible.)
To: dfwgator
Manhattan is an Indian name.
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posted on
08/22/2022 8:03:26 AM PDT
by
laplata
(They want each crisis to take the greatest toll possible.)
To: NorseWood
First, we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin!
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posted on
08/22/2022 8:04:47 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Dilbert San Diego
Can we change ‘WOMAN’ to ‘WOE’, or 304 (304 = HOE or garden tool)?
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posted on
08/22/2022 8:10:08 AM PDT
by
Tahoe3002
(Yes, indeed!)
To: NorseWood
Link? This is not and I’m guessing you are being sarcastic. She’s a nut, but nobody is renaming Manhattan to Hattan.
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posted on
08/22/2022 8:18:30 AM PDT
by
usafa92
(Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States of America!)
To: NorseWood
“It was just announced that Kathy Hochul has an amendment to New York’s Senate Bill 536 to bring the name of Manhattan into the new era of wokeness. It will sense forth be known simply as Hattan, so that the woke generation won’t feel endangered by the “Man” reference.”
This has to be a joke. No way a NY governor would seriously propose this. Then again she is a DemocRAT.
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posted on
08/22/2022 8:26:12 AM PDT
by
Brooklyn Attitude
(I went to bed on November 3rd 2020 and woke up in 1984.)
To: goldbux
Hochul is a woperone.
Hochul is a wothey.
Hochul is a wo.
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posted on
08/22/2022 8:35:27 AM PDT
by
goldbux
(“The whole world is a very narrow bridge. The main thing is to have no fear at all.” -- Nachman)
To: laplata
"Manhattan is an Indian name."
From manahatta
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posted on
08/22/2022 8:37:09 AM PDT
by
goldbux
(“The whole world is a very narrow bridge. The main thing is to have no fear at all.” -- Nachman)
To: BitWielder1
Woman >> Wo You meant "Woe" didn't you?
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posted on
08/22/2022 8:58:25 AM PDT
by
FroggyTheGremlim
(I'll be good, I will, I will!)
To: BitWielder1
Woman >> Wo 
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posted on
08/22/2022 8:59:20 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: NorseWood
To: NorseWood
The ‘Manhattan Project’ name will not be changed since it names the guilty, I suppose?
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posted on
08/22/2022 10:50:35 AM PDT
by
HangThemHigh
(Entropy is not what it used to be.)
To: goldbux
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posted on
08/22/2022 11:26:27 AM PDT
by
laplata
(They want each crisis to take the greatest toll possible.)
To: dfwgator
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posted on
08/22/2022 11:27:49 AM PDT
by
laplata
(They want each crisis to take the greatest toll possible.)
To: NorseWood
Theyhattan. Personhattan, Humankindhattan, Herhattan, Shehattan, where they have Personholes in the streets.
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posted on
08/22/2022 11:31:05 AM PDT
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
To: N. Theknow
Theyhattan. Personhattan, Humankindhattan, Herhattan, ShehattanMadhattan
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posted on
08/22/2022 11:33:07 AM PDT
by
1Old Pro
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