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Manhattan Renamed (Satire)
NorseWood
Posted on 08/22/2022 7:20:32 AM PDT by NorseWood
It was just announced that Kathy Hochul has an amendment to New York's Senate Bill 536 to bring the name of Manhattan into the new era of wokeness. It will sense forth be known simply as Hattan, so that the woke generation won't feel endangered by the "Man" reference.
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KEYWORDS: satire
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posted on
08/22/2022 7:20:32 AM PDT
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NorseWood
To: NorseWood
Madness, thy name is leftism
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posted on
08/22/2022 7:22:53 AM PDT
by
No name given
(Anonymous is who you’ll know me as. )
To: NorseWood
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posted on
08/22/2022 7:23:24 AM PDT
by
JimRed
(TERM LIMITS, NOW! Militia to the border! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
To: NorseWood
LOL. Some people think this way.
People seldom say “mankind” anymore, because it’s allegedly offensive to women. But then the replacement “humankind”, also has man in it. Justin Trudeau says we should say “peoplekind”, rather than “humankind”, so as to be most inclusive.
I know this is a joke but some people take this sort of thing seriously.
To: NorseWood
To: NorseWood
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posted on
08/22/2022 7:24:21 AM PDT
by
1Old Pro
To: NorseWood
To: NorseWood
she better do something about Queens too!
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posted on
08/22/2022 7:27:03 AM PDT
by
bigbob
(z)
To: NorseWood
So, what other names must change, like
Manchester >> Chester
Manitoba >> itoba
Mannheim >> Heim
Manchin >> Chin
Maneuver >> Euver
Manhole >> Hole
???
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posted on
08/22/2022 7:28:20 AM PDT
by
FroggyTheGremlim
(I'll be good, I will, I will!)
To: NorseWood
The purchase of Hattan was an important day in American Herstory.
Freegards
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posted on
08/22/2022 7:28:27 AM PDT
by
Ransomed
To: NorseWood
How about "The Mad Hattan"
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posted on
08/22/2022 7:28:37 AM PDT
by
Jim W N
(MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
To: NorseWood
People with high cholesterol should be triggered by Statin Island.
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posted on
08/22/2022 7:28:41 AM PDT
by
chajin
("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
To: 1Old Pro
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posted on
08/22/2022 7:28:46 AM PDT
by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
To: NorseWood
Heck I thought they pronounced it “minhatten” anyway
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posted on
08/22/2022 7:29:58 AM PDT
by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
To: NorseWood
I thought this was the Bee, seriously
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posted on
08/22/2022 7:31:30 AM PDT
by
algore
To: NorseWood
Man O Man! Aint that a kick in the balls!
To: NorseWood
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posted on
08/22/2022 7:32:09 AM PDT
by
Brooklyn Attitude
(I went to bed on November 3rd 2020 and woke up in 1984.)
To: FroggyTheGremlim
To: NorseWood
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posted on
08/22/2022 7:34:19 AM PDT
by
gitmo
(If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
To: bigbob
“she better do something about Queens too!”
That’s easy, Dragqueens NY.
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posted on
08/22/2022 7:34:36 AM PDT
by
Brooklyn Attitude
(I went to bed on November 3rd 2020 and woke up in 1984.)
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