Posted on 07/26/2022 12:27:44 PM PDT by Lazamataz
BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. – An Ocala man has been arrested after stealing a car in an attempt to access Patrick Space Force Base.
According to the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office, Corey Johnson, 29, stole a truck in Riviera Beach before heading north to the base three days later.
While trying to get into Patrick Space Force Base, Johnson claimed the President told him, through his mind, that he needed to steal the truck to warn government officials about U.S. aliens fighting Chinese dragons.
Johnson was arrested and booked into the Brevard County Jail. He has been charged with grand theft of a motor vehicle.
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This story makes more sense than FJB beating DJT in the last election. I’d believe Florida man before I’d believe the 🐴💩 we have in DC.
And were they five clawed dragons?
Why do they always leave out the relevant bits?
Sounds like the Space Force has been compromised by the magical Chinese dragon faction :S
Florida man rocking his mullet in outer space. Truckin that big old Dodge big block - getting high. A sixer of road sodas riding shotgun
Voices have been known to lie. When your voices tell you something, always verify it from another source.
First of all, they got my age backwards.
Secondly, I thought it was my truck. Hey I’m old.
The rest is mostly true.
Article just says “the President”... maybe he was communicating telepathically with the legitimate President?
I heard he made a fantastic escape from jail, elisted the help of a beautiful scientist, a black demolition expert, and a midget martial arts expert. They’ve stolen a 737, and are going to battle the dragons and aliens.
Oh, and the clock is ticking...
Just think: His mental state is not much different from those pushing the Russia collusion hoax, that somehow the Russians were able to control peoples minds by using mental rays beamed from Mars to vote for Trump. THAT gets investigated up the ass for 3 years, but a guy who hid in his basement all year getting 81 million votes is laughed at and ignored.
How it looks to us
How it looks to the aliens
“And were they five clawed dragons?”
He said he had hard evidence to back his claims, but then produced a polaroid of what was clearly just a wyvern, so they knew he was full of it.
Good movie.
Good to see Harrison as a BAD GUY for once...................
Thunderbirds are go!
Here, let me do my best impression of the News Misleadia:
"These controversial claims are baseless, unfounded, and unsubstantiated. This is sweeping and systemic disinformation. These claims have been debunked, refuted, and completely put to rest. No credible evidence exists to support these shakey assertions, and numerous fact-checkers have marked these allegations as FALSE. Based on the reports of these fact-checkers alone, there is no further need to investigate these outlandish claims. They have been thoroughly discredited and contradicted. Continuing to push these far-fetched conspiracies, in the form of Russian lies, is sedition."
That was a good movie, Sci-fi + Western!.......................
So, this is a vanity with a link?
I keed, I keed.
[[When your voices tell you something, always verify it from another source.]]
My other personalities confirmed it, so all’s well-
Jim Beam might explain it. Too much Beam while binge watching Men In Black III could have set this up. Wonder how far back in time he went to bring up the anti alien gronifier?
I'm a big fan of dragonlore. I have a number of sculptures and paintings.
Oxygen has a Florida woman outside of a grocery store with a pitchfork and whip if anyone wants to hunt that down and post it. Something about Florida.
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