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Florida man arrested while trying to warn Space Force about battle between aliens and dragons
NBC 2 ^
| 7/25/2022
Posted on 07/26/2022 12:27:44 PM PDT by Lazamataz
BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. – An Ocala man has been arrested after stealing a car in an attempt to access Patrick Space Force Base.
According to the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office, Corey Johnson, 29, stole a truck in Riviera Beach before heading north to the base three days later.
While trying to get into Patrick Space Force Base, Johnson claimed the President told him, through his mind, that he needed to steal the truck to warn government officials about U.S. aliens fighting Chinese dragons.
Johnson was arrested and booked into the Brevard County Jail. He has been charged with grand theft of a motor vehicle.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: brevardcounty; coreyjohnson; florida; floridaman; ocala
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He's right, you know.
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posted on
07/26/2022 12:27:44 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
Florida man.... in space!
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posted on
07/26/2022 12:28:44 PM PDT
by
Demiurge2
(Define your terms!)
To: Lazamataz
I thought it was DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!.......................
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posted on
07/26/2022 12:28:50 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: Lazamataz
what is this world coming to? He was trying to warn everyone and he gets arrested? No good deed goes unpunished i guess
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posted on
07/26/2022 12:29:15 PM PDT
by
Bob434
To: Lazamataz
Is this guy nuts? We’re supposed to keep that battle a secret.
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posted on
07/26/2022 12:29:17 PM PDT
by
Bullish
(Rot'sa Ruck America. )
To: Lazamataz
Laz moved to Florida apparently.
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posted on
07/26/2022 12:29:34 PM PDT
by
PROCON
(Sic Semper Tyrannis)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
07/26/2022 12:29:43 PM PDT
by
\/\/ayne
(I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper)
To: Red Badger
I thought it was DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!.......................I thought it was Cowboys and Aliens!
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posted on
07/26/2022 12:29:43 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
To: Bullish
The guy’s big mistake was believing what Biden told him.
;-)
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posted on
07/26/2022 12:30:30 PM PDT
by
cgbg
(A kleptocracy--if they can keep it. Think of it as the Cantillon Effect in action.)
To: Lazamataz
[[He has been charged with grand theft of a motor vehicle.]]
He explained that already- he BORROWED the truck to warn everyone- sheesh- False charges!
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posted on
07/26/2022 12:30:31 PM PDT
by
Bob434
To: Bullish
Is this guy nuts? We’re supposed to keep that battle a secret.There's another approach: Let him talk and paint him as crazy.
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posted on
07/26/2022 12:31:04 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
To: Demiurge2
Why can't dragons and aliens just get along?
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posted on
07/26/2022 12:31:34 PM PDT
by
z3n
(Kakistocracy)
To: Lazamataz
U. S. Aliens?
Illegal aliens fighting the dragons that lazy, coddled Americans refuse to fight.
To: Lazamataz
If you see something, say something.....
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posted on
07/26/2022 12:32:54 PM PDT
by
Erik Latranyi
(We are being manipulated by forces that most do not see)
To: who_would_fardels_bear
U. S. Aliens? Illegal aliens fighting the dragons that lazy, coddled Americans refuse to fight. I understand Illegal Aliens will fight dragons for $50 a day, but U.S. Aliens want $150 and a paid lunch and air conditioning.
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posted on
07/26/2022 12:33:10 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
To: Lazamataz
Florida man does Jim Beam for breakfast
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posted on
07/26/2022 12:34:03 PM PDT
by
atc23
(The Matriarchal Society we embrace has led to masks and mandates and the cult of "safety")
To: Lazamataz
Betcha five bucks he’s a Qtard.
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posted on
07/26/2022 12:34:27 PM PDT
by
humblegunner
(Ain't drownin', Just wavin'...)
To: Lazamataz
This story makes more sense than FJB beating DJT in the last election. I’d believe Florida man before I’d believe the 🐴💩 we have in DC.
To: Lazamataz
Florida Man Cue 1960s Batman theme!
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posted on
07/26/2022 12:34:43 PM PDT
by
Reily
To: Red Badger
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posted on
07/26/2022 12:35:06 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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