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Frightening But 100% True Facts About Guns
Youtube ^ | 30 June 2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 07/01/2022 7:34:45 AM PDT by ShadowAce

Humanity was peaceful - until guns showed up. Learn how sinister and evil these weapons of mass destruction truly are.

VIDEO here


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2ndamendment; babylonbee; banglist; guns; nra; secondamendment; youtube
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To: Buttons12

Too many one-liners to write them all down. LOL.


41 posted on 07/01/2022 9:35:31 AM PDT by moovova
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To: Nifster

Fauci killed my cousin with a syringe.


42 posted on 07/01/2022 9:36:43 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam (Joe Biden has been protected by assault weapons his entire adult life. )
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To: ShadowAce

That was hilarous thanks for posting.


43 posted on 07/01/2022 9:42:36 AM PDT by Rappini
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To: ShadowAce

Oops, I didn’t see Babylon Bee. They got me again. I’m getting better tho, it only happens about once a month. Lol


44 posted on 07/01/2022 9:45:19 AM PDT by ConservativeInPA (Scratch a leftist and you'll find a fascist )
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To: Rappini

I’m STILL laughing.


45 posted on 07/01/2022 9:50:10 AM PDT by cuz1961 (USCGR Veteran )
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To: Nifster
"David killed Goliath with a stone"

Furthermore David used a concealed weapon to kill Goliath.

1 Samuel 17: 40 Then [David] took his staff in his hand, chose five smooth stones from the stream, put them in the pouch of his shepherd’s bag and, with his sling in his hand, approached the Philistine....
48 As the Philistine moved closer to attack him, David ran quickly toward the battle line to meet him.
49 Reaching into his bag and taking out a stone, he slung it and struck the Philistine on the forehead. The stone sank into his forehead, and he fell facedown on the ground.

46 posted on 07/01/2022 9:57:38 AM PDT by Carl Vehse (A proud member of the LGBFJB community)
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To: ShadowAce

Is this supposed to be a parody? Native Americans didn’t kill and enslave other tribes before guns? Or Africans, moslems and Christians, cavemen? I won’t waste my time reading anything that starts out so asinine.


47 posted on 07/01/2022 9:58:43 AM PDT by Mastador1
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To: Huskrrrr; Nifster; Sicon

Jeez people, read more than the headline. You look less ignorant that way.

It’s the “Bee”


48 posted on 07/01/2022 10:03:21 AM PDT by RedMonqey
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To: Mastador1

Read the comments here on this thread, then.


49 posted on 07/01/2022 10:14:45 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux - The Ultimate Windows Service Pack )
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To: DownInFlames

Yes, but what if the enemy has a pointed stick?


50 posted on 07/01/2022 10:19:19 AM PDT by Seruzawa ("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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To: ShadowAce

Mongol Sacking Of Baghdad, 1258 A.D. (~2 Million Casualties)


51 posted on 07/01/2022 10:24:50 AM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: Huskrrrr

What was blamed for Abel’s murder?


52 posted on 07/01/2022 10:25:07 AM PDT by SkyDancer ( I make airplanes fly, what's your super power?)
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To: ShadowAce
Those were primitive times. Imagine having laser sights, advanced variable power optics, strobing flashlights, high-capacity magazines and nothing to put them on! No wonder everybody was so mad all the time.
53 posted on 07/01/2022 10:30:05 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: ShadowAce

One reason conservatism has been fighting with its back against the wall in the Age of Info is it’s suspicion of human creativity. One of the main reasons that liberalism controls academia, the press, Hollywood, the arts, youth culture, is because the lefties champion human imagination as a wellspring for creating the future. We really need to unleash conservative creativity, particularly its capacity to inject venom via mockery.

Mock them, mock them all.


54 posted on 07/01/2022 10:31:20 AM PDT by Yollopoliuhqui
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To: Mastador1

I give! I give! Uncle!

The power of your logic is inexorable; it cannot be resisted!

ROFLOL!


55 posted on 07/01/2022 3:10:11 PM PDT by HKMk23 (https://youtu.be/LTseTg48568)
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To: Nifster

“Plenty of wars prior to guns being invented”

For sure....reading history, sometimes I think that’s all ancient people ever did!

Well, no soccer, no tail gating, no football, no movies, no concerts, etc. What else was there to do??


56 posted on 07/02/2022 6:15:43 AM PDT by SMARTY (“Liberalism is totalitarianism with a human face.” Thomas Sowell)
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To: Nifster
David killed Goliath with a stone

That was all he had left, he was out of ammunition. He got lucky......

57 posted on 07/02/2022 6:32:32 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (Don't walk thru the watermelon patch)
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To: Hot Tabasco

Or had a lot of practice


58 posted on 07/02/2022 8:09:52 AM PDT by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
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To: SMARTY

True that


59 posted on 07/02/2022 8:10:16 AM PDT by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
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To: Nifster
Wars were far more vicious before guns got involved.

Imagine getting stabbed with a spear and then having your heart ripped out of your chest while you are still alive. Or tied up and hung over a tree branch while a fire was lighted under you.

60 posted on 07/02/2022 8:14:49 AM PDT by SamAdams76 (3,411,450 active users on Truth Social)
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