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The Babylon Bee Presents: Kamala Harris Explains
The Babylon Bee ^ | March 10 2022 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 03/11/2022 8:57:03 AM PST by xp38

We recently spoke to Kamala Harris, and she agreed to explain complex concepts to our readers. Now, you can learn about everything from Bitcoin to Batman in terms even you can understand. Thanks, Kam—

KAMALA: I'm SPEAKING.

Oh. Sorry, Madame Vice President. Anyway, here are her explanations:

Water: Water is wet. It is not dry. We call water from the sky "rain". You can drink it.

Traffic lights: Green means go. Red means stop. Yellow is kind of a gray area. The skinny man in the light pole changes the signal. He is probably racist.

Speaking: I'm speaking. Okay, I'm speaking. Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm speaking.

Interstellar: The man goes to space. He flies in a black hole. He cries. And there was time travel or something?

Gravity: Things fall down, not up. The earth pulls things down, including black people. Earth is racist.

Bitcoin: It is money. But it is not real. It is in the clouds I think. Basically, it's magic.

Refugees: Ha. Haha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [descends into bone-chilling cackle]

Batman: He is 100% bat. He is also 100% man. He is the Batman. This is called the hypobatic union. Batman starts with a "B".

NFTs: They are pictures. You buy them with magic money. You can right-click and download them but that is theft and I will throw you in jail. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Neurotransmitters: An excitatory transmitter promotes the generation of an electrical signal called an action potential in the receiving neuron, while an inhibitory transmitter prevents it. Whether a neurotransmitter is excitatory or inhibitory depends on the receptor it binds to. Neurotransmitters are racist.

Wordle: The green is good. The yellow is sort of good. The dark squares are bad. Which is racist.

Thanks, Kamala! We've learned so much. Keep following The Babylon Bee for more editions of Kamala Exp—

KAMALA: I. AM. SPEAKING.

How did you even get in here?


TOPICS: Education; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; kamala
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1 posted on 03/11/2022 8:57:03 AM PST by xp38
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To: xp38

America’s sweetheart
Kamalamadingdong Devi Gopalan Harris-Demhoff


2 posted on 03/11/2022 8:59:15 AM PST by nascarnation (Let's Go Brandon!)
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To: xp38

Picture her elbows flapping as she speaks, makes it more lifelike.


3 posted on 03/11/2022 9:01:50 AM PST by jacknhoo ( Luke 12:51; Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
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Hahahaha!!! Good ol’ Babylon Bee, telling it like it is (someday.)


4 posted on 03/11/2022 9:05:16 AM PST by fwdude (Every time I see someone voluntarily masked in public, I know I'm looking at a vaccinated person.)
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To: xp38

Farce person. Farce election. Farce media. Farce voters. Farce administration. Real evil behind it all.


5 posted on 03/11/2022 9:06:10 AM PST by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and diamonds, and harder to find.)
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To: xp38

Excellent interview.


6 posted on 03/11/2022 9:10:46 AM PST by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: xp38

I hate that look she gets when she says she is speaking. And she nods her head when scolding or “explaining”.


7 posted on 03/11/2022 9:12:30 AM PST by Rusty0604 (" When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat." -Ronald Reagan)
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8 posted on 03/11/2022 9:14:15 AM PST by RckyRaCoCo (Please Pray For My Brother Ken.)
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“Traffic lights: Green means go. Red means stop. Yellow is kind of a gray area”

A little off topic but I thought yellow meant haul ass.


9 posted on 03/11/2022 9:16:18 AM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
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At some point in '20 there had to be a conversation in the DNC that went, "OK, now we need a VP candidate so bad that nobody will want to get rid of The Groper. Who we got on the bench? Oh, God, not her..."
10 posted on 03/11/2022 9:18:47 AM PST by Billthedrill
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=39k067hcgYY


11 posted on 03/11/2022 9:21:08 AM PST by gundog ( It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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“Kam’la? ‘Splain.”


12 posted on 03/11/2022 9:22:20 AM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: nascarnation

And the Democrat’s next president hopeful.


13 posted on 03/11/2022 9:24:12 AM PST by dhs12345
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Great! Now you have given PBS ideas...


14 posted on 03/11/2022 9:25:11 AM PST by jimmygrace
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Her version of Scrabble contains only 2 letters: “H” and “A”.


15 posted on 03/11/2022 9:25:23 AM PST by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, Democrats believe every day is April 15th.for corruptiion)
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How did you even get in here?
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Disregard of the Constitution by both parties.


16 posted on 03/11/2022 9:25:57 AM PST by Lurkinanloomin ( (Natural born citizens are born here of citizen parents)(Know Islam, No Peace-No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: V_TWIN
Lol. True, that is the rule.

Apparently, in Europe, you get a yellow light right before the green (between the red and green). That is so that you can rev your engines up and be the first off the starting line. Sort of like the Christmas tree light at the drag races.

17 posted on 03/11/2022 9:26:56 AM PST by dhs12345
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It’s like we have an aging Valley Girl as VP.


18 posted on 03/11/2022 9:28:41 AM PST by Flick Lives (The CDC. Brought to you by Pfizer)
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To: V_TWIN
A little off topic but I thought yellow meant haul ass.

It does, until you are gray...

19 posted on 03/11/2022 9:33:47 AM PST by null and void (Just because I speak English does not make me a Subject of the English Crown)
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If a VP is speaking and no one is listening, is she really speaking?


20 posted on 03/11/2022 9:35:11 AM PST by CommerceComet ("You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case, the government forgets the first." Rush Limbaugh )
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