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HERE’S HOW BAD THE ECONOMY IS:
email from a friend | 1/18/2022 | unknown

Posted on 01/18/2022 4:06:59 AM PST by sodpoodle

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. A picture is now only worth 200 words. When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.


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KEYWORDS: bidenomics; depressed
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To: sodpoodle

Hysterical.


21 posted on 01/18/2022 6:05:26 AM PST by LS ("Castles made of sand, fall in the sea . . . eventually" (Hendrix) )
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To: sodpoodle

LOL

Thanks


22 posted on 01/18/2022 6:17:56 AM PST by just me (Trade your liberty for temporary safety. I will keep mine. My family doesn't fly a white flag.)
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To: heavy metal

Go for the truck driver position, I hear it offers a lot of “upward mobility.”


23 posted on 01/18/2022 6:32:28 AM PST by TonyM (Score Event)
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To: heavy metal

Has XiJinBiden made vaccines manditory for inter-State truckers? Are ‘within State’ truckers also required to be part of Fauxi’s ‘grand experiment’?

Here in PRC (Politically Repressive Canada), the Federal Government (GouvFedCan) has authority over inter-Provincial trucking. Prime Mistake True-dolt, being the socialist, would-be dictator that he is, made vaccines mandatory for all such truckers. About 15% of all truckers have retired/quit the business.

Our store shelves are a little thinned out at present. Things will only get worse, MUCH worse. In spite of causing all the shortages, the politicians will offer the ‘solution’, by nationalizing the transport industry and ‘saving’ the starving masses. ‘Salvation’ through gubmint, THAT is their aim. Freedom? HA! HA! HA! THAT is their view of freedom.


24 posted on 01/18/2022 6:35:49 AM PST by A Formerly Proud Canadian (Ceterum autem censeo Justinius True-dope-us esse delendam)
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To: A Formerly Proud Canadian

But the Canandian female voter say in chorus ‘He’s so cute!”.


25 posted on 01/18/2022 6:38:20 AM PST by Reily
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To: sodpoodle
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

26 posted on 01/18/2022 6:40:01 AM PST by missnry (The truth will set you free ... and drive liberals crazy!)
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To: sodpoodle

Too bad the opposites are true.....The Exempt Ones skate


27 posted on 01/18/2022 6:43:01 AM PST by Varsity Flight ( "War by the prophesies set before you." I Timothy 1:18)
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To: sodpoodle

😂


28 posted on 01/18/2022 6:45:13 AM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: sodpoodle; pookie18

Toooo funny! I put your post right up there with pookie’s morning toons!


29 posted on 01/18/2022 6:48:48 AM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: TonyM

i hear it’s a blast...


30 posted on 01/18/2022 7:35:42 AM PST by heavy metal (smiling improves your face value and makes people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁)
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To: sodpoodle

Thanks for the laughs, Rodney D!


31 posted on 01/18/2022 7:40:26 AM PST by jimmygrace
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To: sodpoodle

No kidding, went to lowes foods here in Raleigh and only thing in the chicken area were a few legs and some turkey wings....
This entire resident’s usurpgency of America is a Turkey’s butt:-)


32 posted on 01/18/2022 8:16:21 AM PST by Harpotoo (Being a socialist is a lot easier than having to WORK like the rest of US:-))
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To: Harpotoo
A couple of turkey butts


33 posted on 01/18/2022 8:42:13 AM PST by deport
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To: sodpoodle

34 posted on 01/18/2022 9:57:09 AM PST by 2CAVTrooper (One Nation, Under Fraud Completely Visible, With Spying and Lying Too All.)
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To: sodpoodle
😂
35 posted on 01/18/2022 10:01:10 AM PST by Pajamajan ( PRAY FOR OUR NATION. Never be a peaceful slave in a new socialist America.o)
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To: deport

Funny:-) The deli in my old brooklyn neighborhood sold and displayed in their window baked Turkey Butts:-)


36 posted on 01/18/2022 10:05:52 AM PST by Harpotoo (Being a socialist is a lot easier than having to WORK like the rest of US:-))
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To: Harpotoo

I spent the winters of 1963 and 1964 up in your area at the
Brooklyn Navy Yard. For an ol’ country boy raised up about
70 miles from the Gulf of Mexico in SW Louisiana it was nice.
But did enjoy it. Got to see a lot sites and loved Madison Square
Garden. Free tickets to the sporting events such as basketball
boxing, baseball, etc.


37 posted on 01/18/2022 2:19:21 PM PST by deport
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To: sodpoodle
Let me fix this for you....

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline.

I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

38 posted on 01/18/2022 2:23:57 PM PST by Osage Orange (1961 VW Two Door Truck)
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