HERE’S HOW BAD THE ECONOMY IS:

email from a friend | 1/18/2022 | unknown

[sodpoodle]

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. A picture is now only worth 200 words. When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

[sodpoodle]

Biden's budget!!!!!

[MustKnowHistory]

Lol. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

[moovova]

You so bad.

[heavy metal]

are you considering the truck drivers job?...

[Uber-Eng]

All right, you’ve set a high bar to win the internet today!

Thanks, this got my day off to a good start.

[Gen.Blather]

“Like I give a hoot about a rapper?”

That adopt-a-black-child virtue signal makes my stomach signal an upcoming event. I always wonder how that child will grow up. How much love can you invest in something that was intended to grab a few headlines and then you move on?

[Kharis13]

That’s all sick......and I laughed at every one of ‘em.

[Tom Bombadil]

A chuckle and a smile for you!

[Magnum44]

Rodney Dangerfield, is that you? 🤣

[usconservative]

With some formatting to make each item its own line, this went out to my entire friends list via email and sms messaging. I expect there'll be some additions to this list too! LOL!!

Thanks for starting out my day with a laugh. Needed it.

[fedupjohn]

Bwhahaha

[Dad was my hero]

The economy is so bad that sodpoodle couldn’t afford line breaks. ;)

[teeman8r]

That there is FUnny.

[okkev68]

the last one almost made me lose my coffee.

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

ROFL!!! One for the Holler of Fame on here.

[real saxophonist]

Pre-declined credit card. That’s good.

[FamiliarFace]

Thanks, I needed some laughter this morning.

[Rappini]

Good stuff.

[Lazamataz]

I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

I called the Suicide Hotline, and I got put on hold. The music they played on hold?

"Jump", by Van Halen.

Lyrics: Ah, might as well jump (jump)
Might as well jump
Go ahead and jump (jump)
Go ahead and jump

[kanawa]

👍🏽👍🏽