Posted on 01/18/2022 4:06:59 AM PST by sodpoodle
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. A picture is now only worth 200 words. When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
Hysterical.
LOL
Thanks
Go for the truck driver position, I hear it offers a lot of “upward mobility.”
Has XiJinBiden made vaccines manditory for inter-State truckers? Are ‘within State’ truckers also required to be part of Fauxi’s ‘grand experiment’?
Here in PRC (Politically Repressive Canada), the Federal Government (GouvFedCan) has authority over inter-Provincial trucking. Prime Mistake True-dolt, being the socialist, would-be dictator that he is, made vaccines mandatory for all such truckers. About 15% of all truckers have retired/quit the business.
Our store shelves are a little thinned out at present. Things will only get worse, MUCH worse. In spite of causing all the shortages, the politicians will offer the ‘solution’, by nationalizing the transport industry and ‘saving’ the starving masses. ‘Salvation’ through gubmint, THAT is their aim. Freedom? HA! HA! HA! THAT is their view of freedom.
But the Canandian female voter say in chorus ‘He’s so cute!”.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
Too bad the opposites are true.....The Exempt Ones skate
😂
Toooo funny! I put your post right up there with pookie’s morning toons!
i hear it’s a blast...
Thanks for the laughs, Rodney D!
No kidding, went to lowes foods here in Raleigh and only thing in the chicken area were a few legs and some turkey wings....
This entire resident’s usurpgency of America is a Turkey’s butt:-)
Funny:-) The deli in my old brooklyn neighborhood sold and displayed in their window baked Turkey Butts:-)
I spent the winters of 1963 and 1964 up in your area at the
Brooklyn Navy Yard. For an ol’ country boy raised up about
70 miles from the Gulf of Mexico in SW Louisiana it was nice.
But did enjoy it. Got to see a lot sites and loved Madison Square
Garden. Free tickets to the sporting events such as basketball
boxing, baseball, etc.
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline.
I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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