Posted on 12/18/2021 6:26:46 AM PST by WeaslesRippedMyFlesh
Christmas In Jail
Christmas in jail, Christmas in jail
Had a little too much to drink
Ain’t got no bail, they’re screenin’ my mail
Spending New Year’s Eve in the klink
I was in the wrong lane, feelin’ no pain
Goosed it up to seventy-five
Ran right into, you can guess who
They say I’m lucky to be alive
Merry Christmas, Happy New Year
They’re singing in the streets
Everybody’s havin’ Christmas turkey
But they give me bread and water to eat
Christmas in jail, Christmas in Jail
Wore my soles off walkin’ the floor
Out of my head, I might have been dead
Won’t drink and drive no more
Agree. Rolling Stone lists are always pretty useless and condescending, but “Do They Know It’s Christmas”, is the worst Christmas, if not the worst song of All time, with the gem of a line, “There won’t be snow in Africa this Christmas”. Missing also is the wretched “All I want for Christmas is You” by Mariah Carey.
Wait none of the traditional pablum is on that list. That would be my list.
Dominick the Donkey is a crime against humanity.
Left out the barking dog version of Jingle Bells, the imbeciles. At least they had the good taste to leave out “Mrs Claus’ Kimono” by the Drive-By Truckers.
Chipmunk Christmas
Dogs barking Christmas
Santa baby
Are the worst. The best
Johnny Cash little drummer boy
Weird al Santa went crazy
Muppets twelve days with John Denver
Any worst Christmas has to include Paul McCartney’s Wonderful Christmas time.
I hate that song, and it gets stuck in my head.
i dont know about the worst..but heres the best one...”Silver Bells”..from the movie Lemon Drop Kid...by Marilyn Maxwell...
Running list of Freeper 20 worst. Feel free to add:
Wonderful Christmas Time – Paul McCartney
War is Over – John Lennon / Yoko Band Wrecker
Last Christmas – George Michael
Jingle Bells – Barbara Streisand
Ho, Ho, Ho – Elton John
Dominic the Donkey – Lou Monte
All I want for Christmas – Mariah Carey
Christmas in Jail – The Youngsters
Ohmygawwww….now that you actually wrote the lyric line, you tricked my brain on, and now my brain is joyfully looping that line in my head.
Don’t get run over by a reindeer.
The real tragedy of Stevie Wonder is that he was born blind and not deaf. UGH
What about All I Want for Christmas is the Booster by the Fabulous Faucis?
Johnny Mathis Christmas album……a friend in college tried to off himself with aspirin, cheap champagne, and johnny Mathis. Total fail.
No mention of Bryan Adams’ “Reggae Christmas”? Because as we all know, when you think of Reggae, Bryan Adams is the first name to come to mind.
Wow, trying to kill yourself with inoffensiveness.
Oh no, my condolences. Try listening to other music to get that horror out of your head.
If “The Little Drummer Boy” is not there, the list is not correct!
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